- When you find yourself running in the zombie apocalypse and you stop and turn around and it's Jamie h Stacey chasing you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 -- Anonymous, 19:14:43 09/20/24 Fri [13]
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- Good to see LT isn't hiding after her appalling behavior at SL pageant. Kz and Mz should be ashamed. -- Anonymous, 19:11:59 09/20/24 Fri [404]
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- they defended the behavior (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:56:25 03/10/24 Sun
- They defended the behavior?! Wow, that's a new low even for them. Moving farther and farther from Christ. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:43:19 03/10/24 Sun
- So what did they do to condone the behavior (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:45:27 03/11/24 Mon
- ➡️➡️➡️➡️https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/law-enforcement-cyber-incident-reporting.pdf/view (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:42:14 03/20/24 Wed
- mz told me she was trying to remove Lori for years but her Mom relies on the income (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:38:17 05/16/24 Thu
- They always do (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:41:50 07/08/24 Mon
- ,,,,, (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:47:57 09/03/24 Tue
- they will always say oh that isnt true or that is an over exaggeration but literally all they do is defend the people who pay them the most (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:47:22 09/03/24 Tue
- What (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:42:07 03/10/24 Sun
- She gives them money so she can act like an entitled bitch all she wants along with her little brat too! (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:22:54 03/11/24 Mon
- Come on now? Common sense should tell you if a national kid is winning $2000 titles and goes to a prelim and get last place, something is likely off (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:59:44 03/11/24 Mon
- Can you all really be mad at them I mean LT is single handedly paying their bills (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:14:55 03/12/24 Tue
- Oh this topic is SO yesterday and droll (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:20:15 03/12/24 Tue
- Why would she (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:37:55 03/12/24 Tue
- Quit bringing irrelevant local level kids and teams on the board. Boring!!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:23:38 03/12/24 Tue
- Remember when LT would split rides with Cr to pageants and then complain that all she could smell was her fishy coochie? But she kept rooming with her (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:42:05 03/13/24 Wed
- Bump cause somebody tryin to hide this (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:56:00 03/14/24 Thu
- Bump cause somebody tryin to hide this (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:00:02 03/14/24 Thu
- Wonder what its like to win $2000 and be royalty most of the year. Go TT! Lol (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:55:36 03/14/24 Thu
- We joined that team and left real fast after meeting LT. She told us so many personal things about other pageant people and we just wasnt comfortable (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:22:58 03/15/24 Fri
- ➡️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov. (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:39:33 03/20/24 Wed
- Fucking gross (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:47:57 03/24/24 Sun
- yall out there on Lt but it kz who needs jesus. she out there making lt look a saint (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:27:24 03/25/24 Mon
- Disgusting (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:35:18 03/25/24 Mon
- Do you never stop (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:34:59 03/26/24 Tue
- Here for a little bump (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:09:46 03/26/24 Tue
- 😳 (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:35:35 03/26/24 Tue
- Why is Lorrie pretending to be friends with cc and sl and the mm people when all she does is talk pure shit and hate on there kids?! (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:50:38 03/27/24 Wed
- So (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:03:47 03/31/24 Sun
- - (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:29:38 04/01/24 Mon
- she is. they tell her to lay low for a bit then she come back acting like she all sweet and she as changed. she flap her drug money and they zinks are like fish on a hook (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:46:33 04/03/24 Wed
- Who is LY (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:55:51 04/04/24 Thu
- KZ is the drunk old hag that sat in the ballroom talking shit on every kid on stage including SL dead husband. LT is actually nice (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:22:38 04/04/24 Thu
- that raggedy old bitch will be done soon. there no way fiona can continue using kirsten fucking Zink and win anything (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:11:21 04/10/24 Wed
- Did she get served yet? (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:20:37 04/18/24 Thu
- :/ (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:09:29 04/19/24 Fri
- Take out the trash (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:10:27 04/20/24 Sat
- Bump (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:24:04 04/21/24 Sun
- Still going on (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:59:52 04/21/24 Sun
- Bump this up everyday (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:53:11 04/23/24 Tue
- Bump (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:22:26 04/23/24 Tue
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:24:14 04/24/24 Wed
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:13:43 04/26/24 Fri
- Im so tired of reading about LT lol (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:30:14 04/28/24 Sun
- , (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:28:46 05/06/24 Mon
- /) (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:40:25 05/06/24 Mon
- Bump (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:31:58 05/06/24 Mon
- SL and LT are two peas in a pod. Fake bitches (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:42:24 05/07/24 Tue
- # (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:54:52 05/07/24 Tue
- whos LT (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:37:25 05/16/24 Thu
- Why are you trying to hide this (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:02:29 05/18/24 Sat
- Not a pixie (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:10:36 05/18/24 Sat
- Bump because this woman is the true trash (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:45:02 05/31/24 Fri
- Why yall bump this one up? (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:19:23 05/31/24 Fri
- Praying for yall (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:33:48 06/01/24 Sat
- Does DL compete anymore even (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:31:38 07/01/24 Mon
- Boop (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:29:31 07/08/24 Mon
- Hey (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:44:53 07/22/24 Mon
- Lorrie Tipton has THE stankiest breath of anybody in pageant land.l (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:07:32 09/04/24 Wed
- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:54:19 09/05/24 Thu
- Holy fuckballs, batman! This thread is still active???? (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:47:00 09/07/24 Sat
- woman is a child abusing drug pushing felon (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:35:26 09/08/24 Sun
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:45:40 09/10/24 Tue
- I make a point to not attend a single pageant that has her kid on the paperwork. Nobody should be supporting abuse and drugs in pageants (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:54:19 09/11/24 Wed
- She is one scary looking bitch I will say that (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:58:53 09/14/24 Sat
- The kid barely competes. Totally nobody family and team. Who cares (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:33:13 09/14/24 Sat
- I got a question tho like why do her kid wear toddler oocs and shit so weird (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:12:12 09/18/24 Wed
- How many contestants at Southern beauties and beaus this year -- Anonymous, 16:32:57 09/20/24 Fri [21]
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- No shade but if IFF has been on the same weekend for years, why did PF book on that date? Although there is no code of ethics in pageants, why not just book on another date -- Anonymous, 16:10:03 09/20/24 Fri [7]
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- PIXIES. Carmen Anniston is eight. New hairstyle and stop having her with these little girl routines WTH is going on. -- Anonymous, 14:56:11 09/20/24 Fri [295]
Wish mom was not a bird brain. The kid looks 5 .
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- Why do people hate these people so much? Ive never met them (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:14:04 05/05/24 Sun
- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:29:33 05/05/24 Sun
- Dirty that is why! (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:43:55 05/16/24 Thu
- They go no where alone especially Danelle Nash. She knows no one likes her dirty stank daughter who is getting abused by G.P (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:15:08 06/09/24 Sun
- Why is this still on here (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:40:47 06/09/24 Sun
- Seriously (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:56:19 07/08/24 Mon
- Mom is stuck up and daughter is beatable 😆 (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:09:30 07/11/24 Thu
- .. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:39:17 07/22/24 Mon
- The kid smell horrid. (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:25:15 07/27/24 Sat
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:23:58 07/29/24 Mon
- They suck and look ugly # pixies look trifling every time -- Anonymous, 16:26:47 07/31/24 Wed
- SICK OF SEEING THIS EVERY DAY BOARD OWNER PLEASE DELETE THIS. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:36:08 08/05/24 Mon
- Cheap , Cheap, Cheap, kid needs dance lessons. My honest opinion on her colorful out of choice is always look tacky and cheap. They did say they cant afford much and it shows . C is a low budget coach for poor moms. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:04:33 05/05/24 Sun
- Well looks like that cheap no clothes, dance lessons, and same hair style just got top 3 in the level 4. So far only person that has been her in that top 3 is a teen that is amazing so lets see how this shakes out stalker person. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:08:04 05/05/24 Sun
- She has not done one thing to anyone but compete her kid that has a natural talent. You mad because she does not have a new dress every month, wears the same hair style and not spending as much money as you yet still places top three and wins money. Bitch yall stupid not her. She coming out on top (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:40:40 05/05/24 Sun
- Help!!!!!carmen help d.n buy anniston a new dress and OOC outfit..since you are fucking on her mom might as well. (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:45:35 05/05/24 Sun
- Congratulations to this CHILD!! You all should be ashamed talking about a child (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:52:12 05/05/24 Sun
- Where is d.N son? Sad she only cares about anniston Nash. (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:10:11 05/05/24 Sun
- Mom always got on the same clothes as well like mother like daughter.. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:43:47 05/05/24 Sun
- Congrats Anniston. Good job pixies. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:54:35 05/05/24 Sun
- Bird brain🤣 (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:20:36 05/05/24 Sun
- Stalker with nothing else to do! -- Anonymous, 20:26:26 05/05/24 Sun
- Congratulations Annie. If its not broken don't fix it. Kid doing just fine, jewel had the same dress for years.... why spend money if winning?? Premier Mom's really angered re being called out of their head coach running this board huh?? Coach with neither btw (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:52:24 05/06/24 Mon
- 8 is still so very young. Quit aging kids into adulthood. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:26:47 05/06/24 Mon
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:17:52 05/06/24 Mon
- CARMEN CANT DO LOOSE HAIR THIS IS WHY ANNISTON ALWAYS HAVE the SAME SHIT FOR EVERY EVENT!! It's going to hurt her once she hit 10. (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:50:19 05/06/24 Mon
- I made a point to come back and watch her compete after my daughter was done. I am a fan and a little concerned about the mental health of her continued attacker. Seek help please. This is more than jealousy. You need medication and therapy. Congrats Anniston. (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:48:42 05/07/24 Tue
- All the real pros left this is why this girl even wins to be honest (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:18:38 05/08/24 Wed
- Bump (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:12:09 05/16/24 Thu
- She will be 9 soon and still in the tight dress with same hairstyle. Did you see Carmen kids with hair out ouch no no no. (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:17:29 05/16/24 Thu
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:57:29 05/16/24 Thu
- Boop (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:54:18 05/16/24 Thu
- yada yada (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:35:23 05/16/24 Thu
- They going to DDA? (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:14:16 05/17/24 Fri
- Whoever this Anniston child is is not important. Yes she always look a mess but she is not full glitz . I dont see her as any competition especially with those routines. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:20:47 05/18/24 Sat
- She smells (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:37:31 05/19/24 Sun
- 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:37:39 05/21/24 Tue
- Definitely (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:56:20 05/22/24 Wed
- Carmen has everyone looking a hot mess. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:51:00 05/26/24 Sun
- H (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:11:18 05/28/24 Tue
- Yes (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:00:39 06/02/24 Sun
- NoB (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:25:53 06/03/24 Mon
- Sharilynne is all over the board and Danelle fat ass I see the gym membership ain't much. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:38:19 06/15/24 Sat
- Having fat parents. She eats animals for a living anniston is ADHD with stinky breath. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:29:12 06/16/24 Sun
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:42:34 07/01/24 Mon
- This!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:38:32 07/07/24 Sun
- This (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:31:49 07/13/24 Sat
- Wow looking real ugly in Carmen recent pics of her@@ what is wrong with her eyes she look like a creature. Edits and tons of makeup needed on this child. (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:46:29 07/13/24 Sat
- Leave her alone! You people are so hateful (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:45:32 07/17/24 Wed
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:39:40 07/22/24 Mon
- Jealous Moms. -- Anonymous, 21:47:48 07/22/24 Mon
- Jealous Bitches -- Anonymous, 21:55:27 07/22/24 Mon
- Jealous bitches -- Anonymous, 13:46:05 07/24/24 Wed
- This child pulls again into the supremes and you still bashing her your green with jealousy (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:56:08 07/25/24 Thu
- Jealous losers!! -- Anonymous, 07:05:15 07/25/24 Thu
- Leave her alone! You people are so hateful (NT) -- Anonymous, 23:28:05 08/03/24 Sat
- Everyone has an opinion but only the judges opinion count leave it alone. (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:12:51 08/05/24 Mon
- Judges seem to like her look if shes winning (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:58:00 08/07/24 Wed
- Whatd this kid do to yall (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:35:06 08/08/24 Thu
- I see it (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:04:08 08/31/24 Sat
- .. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:57:21 09/03/24 Tue
- ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️scrollfaster⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:52:08 09/05/24 Thu
- Wow (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:02:12 09/13/24 Fri
- Up next APF -- Anonymous, 12:43:54 09/20/24 Fri [124]
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- Martha pageants are ripoffs, save your money (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:57:04 09/18/24 Wed
- Love Martha's Pageants (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:54:10 09/18/24 Wed
- Nothing wrong with Marthas pageants, easy registration, on schedule, party (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:11:13 09/18/24 Wed
- A lot of really good girls are going, lots of competition (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:32:53 09/18/24 Wed
- EU might finally take a robe here (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:10:10 09/18/24 Wed
- 0-3 is either EU or HJ because who else is hitting hard and is facial in the 0-3s (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:20:36 09/18/24 Wed
- I hope banx wins mega baby so yall heads can explode again lol (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:22:13 09/18/24 Wed
- That 4-6 is WIDE open. I dont even know any hard hitter in that age breakdown whos going (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:32:11 09/18/24 Wed
- 7-10 gonna be PC (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:38:23 09/18/24 Wed
- Id like to see some new faces win (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:39:42 09/18/24 Wed
- Emberly is very good but an ugly child. Cheeks is cute and decent but shes very fat -- Anonymous, 19:36:24 09/19/24 Thu [34]
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- Damn that's cold, but which Emberley? (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:32:16 09/14/24 Sat
- Get a life loser bashing toddlers is pathetic (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:20:35 09/15/24 Sun
- Without hair and make up she doesnt have the natural beauty some children have (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:58:04 09/15/24 Sun
- Youre an evil bitch. She must of BEAT your kid (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:24:10 09/15/24 Sun
- You are talking out of your ass. Nothing fat about her. Shes a cute child (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:52:27 09/15/24 Sun
- Youre evil (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:34:23 09/15/24 Sun
- She is a beautiful baby. A lot of jealous people over this one (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:50:31 09/15/24 Sun
- Thats so mean to talk about a child. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:20:50 09/16/24 Mon
- This is probably her weird ass mom (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:22:19 09/17/24 Tue
- Another post that shouldnt be here, cause you guys dont bash children right (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:57:42 09/17/24 Tue
- Posting about children is disgusting (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:00:45 09/17/24 Tue
- KS must be competing soon. AL is back on the board posting shit about kids that Sadie Rae will never beat (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:36:24 09/19/24 Thu
- AM!!!! Do better for EM, CC is crap 💩!!!! -- Anonymous, 18:30:01 09/19/24 Thu [14]
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- Danelle nash really watch the board. Finally put Anniston in dance lessons because she sure needed it. -- Anonymous, 15:19:36 09/19/24 Thu [28]
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- Numbers are so low at crowning Moments easy wins dont celebrate a easy win with 28 kids total. -- Anonymous, 11:28:56 09/19/24 Thu [17]
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- A little something is getting talked ab -- Anonymous, 11:27:34 09/19/24 Thu [3]
I Hurd kh is coming back I thought she was done with pageants after this big movie opportunity she got
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- Leave Jenna alone. She is above reproach! -- Anonymous, 06:32:56 09/19/24 Thu [2]
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- Shop at Southern Belle Pageant Rentals!!!! -- Anonymous, 05:40:59 09/19/24 Thu [17]
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- We all know Percy loves Marley thats all she post..guess we see why she really won $$$$.Honestly not a good look theres so many girls who are great not just her -- Anonymous, 04:54:11 09/19/24 Thu [2]
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- Oh god, whats CCs new drama 🎭 🤣🍿 -- Anonymous, 02:44:36 09/19/24 Thu [7]
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- You baby moms are something else. How about we normalize not bringing any children to this board? Or does that not feed your insecure ego enough? Yall posting about literal babies and toddlers is downright barbaric and sickening -- Anonymous, 16:10:26 09/18/24 Wed [15]
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- Is anyone going to IFF? -- Anonymous, 11:27:57 09/18/24 Wed [1]
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- Dixieland predictions -- Anonymous, 21:50:39 09/17/24 Tue [31]
Who's your pick for megas?
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- Why is CC still posting about KS? Isnt she on kk team? AL and CC act like best friends -- Anonymous, 21:10:17 09/17/24 Tue [6]
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- Same -- Anonymous, 20:06:43 09/17/24 Tue [1]
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- Posting again, and again, and again, congratulations, maybe youre done posting now -- Anonymous, 19:54:27 09/17/24 Tue [53]
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- Fixing pageants -- Anonymous, 18:01:49 09/17/24 Tue [8]
My first experience with a fix on a pageant I actually was told about from the person who did it! CK needs to be banned from any other pageants. Her work is crap and she nickels and dimes all the parents to death! AK makes the kids look like clowns on stage and when the judges write it on the score sheet and tell you in person that they hated your childs look and it cost them the title, then you paid for those services, and CK says dont listen to them they lie and they always wrong. The dresses she makes are horrendous and when she was to repair an ooc she made that was 10 years old, she charged 50$ and returned it. And everytime my daughter puts it on something falls off it. Strap broke Rt after I had paid her and she said pin it? I said I thought u had fixed everything as u said. She said Im not remaking a whole OOC over?? Its about time someone put them in their place and ban them from doing anymore damage. My girl wants a new coach, but honestly I do not know who to trust!! And who can undo the damage these 2 have done! Cheating is wrong. For me to know she did it and now made CB the director to not care is wrong. The music change should have never been fixed. But Celeste allowed it! So sad! All the other 5 little girls and moms were upset too. The children went home crying. She should be ashamed! They all should!
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- Turn down for what is so ghetto dont waste your coins -- Anonymous, 08:52:27 09/17/24 Tue [13]
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- If AD owes you money clothes or services PLEASE post here!! -- Anonymous, 05:26:43 09/17/24 Tue [22]
There is a lady she owes thousands too that is afraid to come forward and I know shes not alone! She has been lying to this woman saying she has CANCER and cant afford to pay her back meanwhile LD is entering nationals every weekend!!! How about forking over that $1000 she just won to PAY YOUR DEBTS AD before you and your daughter are blackballed!
Dont hold back! Put it all out there!
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- She threatened to KILL herself and said it would be the ladys fault for exposing her? Excuse me?? Let LD skip a week of competing and pay the money you owe for gods sakes! Shes always the victim (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:36:43 09/12/24 Thu
- This was always an issue with her, then the pageant community welcomes them with open arms at the next pageant. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:49:48 09/12/24 Thu
- Kristen Zink owes ppl a shit ton of cash also (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:57:29 09/12/24 Thu
- What about Mendy if we are naming and shaming the scammers (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:08:59 09/12/24 Thu
- I thought her boyfriend was rich. Why not just ask him for a loan and pay the lady back. For once do whats right geez (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:16:21 09/12/24 Thu
- Yall dumbass she doesnt pay for LD to do pageants. LD has people who love her and oves to see her do this hobby and they pay for it (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:24:32 09/12/24 Thu
- Plastic surgery, drugs and living above your means for many years catches up with you (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:38:49 09/13/24 Fri
- Jill this is any anyone but you. Dont forget IP addresses show location (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:51:28 09/13/24 Fri
- Did the lady get her money back? (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:26:14 09/14/24 Sat
- So either ADs engagement ring is fake and her fianc isnt truly rich, or he just has no idea of her debts and her past. If he really loved her and had the money hed pay everyone she owes and get her out of this mess. Id message him. 😅 (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:37:31 09/15/24 Sun
- Clothes? Is she selling dance costumes twice again (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:26:43 09/17/24 Tue
- Whats up with Jill Ellis Fekety post ? -- Anonymous, 19:20:22 09/16/24 Mon [19]
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- Shes a Moron!! Everyone knows how AD is. She knew what she was getting into, she deserved what she got. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:30:58 09/13/24 Fri
- Her husband is the ugliest man Ive ever seen (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:43:12 09/13/24 Fri
- Thats cruel. They have not been doing nationals long. How would she know about that womens history?? Several people began coaches with her when she came back. Why bash someone who has been scamm (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:01:14 09/13/24 Fri
- She might be naive and acted foolishly but it doesnt excuse the fact that Amanda owes her thousands of dollars and is trying to manipulate and gaslight her into keeping quiet. Jill isnt the problem here (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:53:39 09/13/24 Fri
- You guys are VILE & DISGUSTING they are some of the sweetest people! And they don't deserve what Amanda has done! Looks have NOTHING to do with anything (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:25:08 09/13/24 Fri
- So now we resorting to bashing ppl because they speak up & tell the truth OK. 👌 (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:41:41 09/13/24 Fri
- I say good for her! There are a select few still backing Amanda, no doubt this is them trying to make her look bad! But after what I just saw, Amanda needs JAIL not Jesus (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:43:43 09/13/24 Fri
- She is bat shit crazy (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:26:01 09/14/24 Sat
- Maybe someone can do a go fund me for her cancer treatments 🤣 (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:20:22 09/16/24 Mon
- What good nationals are coming up in the next few months? -- Anonymous, 17:37:31 09/16/24 Mon [7]
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- Agg pageant -- Anonymous, 13:29:26 09/16/24 Mon [12]
When directors are only playing a song they choose for each girl to do their routine too and a consultant goes up to the director and tells them to play her girls song and she does, and that girl wins it all over the whole group? Is that not against the rules?
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- Why are all the SBB pictures in an airport? -- Anonymous, 11:49:12 09/16/24 Mon [13]
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- opinions -- Anonymous, 11:26:50 09/15/24 Sun [4]
Open to opinions
If someone bought your outfit.
But you kept the music mix to use later.
Then you see them at a pageant and they copied the music anyways.
What would you do?
I am pissed and think its super trashy.
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- Why are those people messaging pageant people about someone owing money to the hotel?? -- Anonymous, 16:14:40 09/13/24 Fri [1]
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- Ch is pushing for Beary to have numbers because she thinks if a certain person becomes president then the pageant community is over. -- Anonymous, 15:47:44 09/13/24 Fri [27]
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- I'm shocked the IRS has broken up the pageant industry by now. There's tax fraud everywhere. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:12:51 09/10/24 Tue
- Quit being mad your kid couldnt win Dixie (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:29:24 09/10/24 Tue
- She made that comment to numerous people (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:19:30 09/10/24 Tue
- Is she saying this on her personal page? Does she pay her taxes? (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:51:59 09/10/24 Tue
- The plan is to raise taxes on some who are wealthy and are getting away with paying taxes in full. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:53:10 09/10/24 Tue
- Beary is in Feb. There would not be any tax changes that early on. Such drama from these people. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:56:36 09/10/24 Tue
- People didn't go because of her paper crowns last year, not that they did not want to pay. Other pageants are doing fine (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:33:34 09/11/24 Wed
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- Ch is so scared that Trump daddy may not win. I bet she would gladly let him grab her. (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:44:32 09/12/24 Thu
- In this depressed economy nobody can afford cheryls pageant. It not just about the economy. She need to change. People hav less money so they want to spend at better pageants (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:01:41 09/12/24 Thu
- I've said it before I will say it again. It doesn't matter who the president is. The house and senate can't agree if the sky is even blue. Shit won't pass unless it's earmarked to line all pockets (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:31:09 09/13/24 Fri
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- Thank you Tina Marshal for confirming what I already knew. You are a racist and your pageants will reflect that. Good bye. -- Anonymous, 15:00:31 09/13/24 Fri [24]
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- Did you not watch toddler and tiara she been a trump fan (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:29:00 09/12/24 Thu
- No loss. I personally would not want anybody against trump at my pageant (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:09:45 09/12/24 Thu
- I will support her gladly now!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:13:05 09/12/24 Thu
- Best say bye to Cheryl, Michael, Madonna and most other directors too hunni. You will be left with SM (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:13:50 09/12/24 Thu
- She is posting a lot so I dont think shes worried about it hurting her business (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:50:46 09/12/24 Thu
- How can you even be mad, she sounds like a fucking dumbass on those posts. lol, I just read and laughed (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:58:32 09/13/24 Fri
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- Is Amanda Douglas having a fit her money cash cow landree did not win the highest title ?? -- Anonymous, 07:42:30 09/13/24 Fri [20]
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- She is (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:27:48 09/08/24 Sun
- Why would she have a fit she doesnt even live with her. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:28:10 09/08/24 Sun
- Sad that she owes money to clients but is able to pay entry fees every weekend (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:57:57 09/09/24 Mon
- Anyone can be beat on stage who does she live with ? Erlynn or Madeline O (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:30:38 09/09/24 Mon
- It's funny how some mom think that another mom is making money from their kid winning pageants. The average top prize is what $2,000. Wow so much money, after you pay for hotel, food, maybe entry fee ( and let's say they got a good deal or free entry). (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:54:51 09/09/24 Mon
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- Who stirred the pot about photo contests ? I'm seeing it everywhere. Who done made who mad -- Anonymous, 13:08:12 09/12/24 Thu [7]
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From the time we stood in line at registration I noticed certain kids were given hugs, high fives, candy, & favoritism. While my daughter wasnt acknowledged by anyone. Arriving into registration it was all about money. I asked questions only to receive rolled eyes and smart remarks. The same favoritism continued through competition. It was clear the judges knew many contestants. Most parents left their kids unattended running the hallways while they were drinking. I would never go back to anything Americas best has.directors drinking most of the weekend in front of kids & she seemed drunk. The toys all stacked up was nice but you only got one toy after paying a thousand dollars. I could have bought many toys and crowns for that. Contestants on the natural side did not follow rules and they did nothing about it but let them win. The BBB is going to be contacted as her scam needs to be revealed. Anyone know the name of the dark headed judge? Was told she made clothes for some of the contestants.
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- 😳 (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:59:49 09/09/24 Mon
- this pageant is irrelevant (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:27:35 09/09/24 Mon
- There was no line at registration. We walked right in and right out (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:30:47 09/09/24 Mon
- The directors bashing LB do the same things. Favoritism, friendship, copy-type stuff. 🤷♀️ hypocrites (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:20:44 09/10/24 Tue
- LB is a joke. She was caught fat shaming and her judges made fun of a disabled child. She and her entire staff are horrible people. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:29:08 09/10/24 Tue
- One number 248, most pageants cant hit those numbers so shes laughing saying haters gonna hate (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:42:20 09/10/24 Tue
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The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about muchMand
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- 🎭 -- Anonymous, 21:48:04 09/10/24 Tue [9]
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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- KJ prelim for Pinkfest -- Anonymous, 21:21:15 09/10/24 Tue [45]
Has anyone seen this preliminary that KJ is doing for her pink fest? Probably aint gonna be nothing but a fucking shit show like her last one with mamas fighting and everything else that happened! 🙄
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- You are weird and obsessed. Her pageants go great, I would know Ive attended a few. Why are you constantly bringing her here? Just dont go if youre so bothered, damn (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:55:00 06/17/24 Mon
- Leave her alone!!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:59:12 06/17/24 Mon
- Her last wasn't a shit show and there wasn't any fighting (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:42:21 06/17/24 Mon
- Peachfest went great, TF I think you're thinking about ghetto ass Sabrina and her shit show pageants. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:08:30 06/17/24 Mon
- How was it a shit show? (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:03:00 06/17/24 Mon
- Stop the hate (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:22:23 06/17/24 Mon
- AL leave her alone (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:47:17 06/17/24 Mon
- 😱 (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:55:46 07/23/24 Tue
- Please stop bringing these God awful and classless South Georgia pageants to the board (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:23:06 07/23/24 Tue
- Mendy getting arrested tho. Wild times. -- Anonymous, 19:30:49 09/10/24 Tue [5]
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- Trina Fauntleroy picture posts -- Anonymous, 15:58:35 09/10/24 Tue [2]
Which one yall think is the best?
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- How many thousands did Nikki Williams team pay to model in NYC this week? Acting like those kids are professionals and its just a money game -- Anonymous, 13:20:58 09/10/24 Tue [5]
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- SBB is this weekend. Roll Call -- Anonymous, 13:09:44 09/10/24 Tue [1]
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- Since we're posting Georgia directors on the pageant beware board, here's a list of Georgia pageant systems to avoid altogether. -- Anonymous, 10:57:12 09/10/24 Tue [31]
1. Ruby Elite with CSH's greedy ass.
2. Spirit of Georgia with DBH's lying ass
3. Coastal Georgia Pageant Productions with CB's racist ass
4. Supreme Sparkle Pageantry with SP's cheating ass (yes SP, if you coach a child and allow her to enter your pageants, IT'S CHEATING!) And your prizes are cheap as hell.
5. Smith's Studio with BS's crazy ass
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- Who are some shitty people that dont get talked about on here but should? -- Anonymous, 07:33:59 09/10/24 Tue [6]
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- Is the pbb Sabrina post about the same pageant LS stole the money fan? -- Anonymous, 20:23:59 09/09/24 Mon [27]
Sounds like a dumpster fire
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- Pageant Director -- Anonymous, 20:15:17 09/09/24 Mon [46]
Do you all think its okay for a pageant director to be posting negative political things on their timeline? Shouldnt they be neutral as a business owner? What are your thoughts as a Director or Customer?
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- The timeline of their personally page? If so, you are allowed as an adult to remove yourself from said page (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:33:25 09/05/24 Thu
- Just stop supporting them like I do (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:45:37 09/05/24 Thu
- I think someone would good business sense would either remain neutral or keep it positive. You can support your candidate without putting others down who support a different candidate. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:09:48 09/05/24 Thu
- And their personal political views affect you how? You dont get to run their life just because they direct a pageant or coach or do h/m! (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:05:11 09/06/24 Fri
- Things that Denise page posts would definitely keep me from attending another one of her pageants if she starts up again (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:10:08 09/06/24 Fri
- The person in question is a known overweight racist too. (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:45:16 09/06/24 Fri
- Personally I say go for it. It helps to know who might have fucked up priorities. We can decide if we want to support that or not. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:09:41 09/07/24 Sat
- A ny director in support of biden Harris is a NO go (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:57:20 09/07/24 Sat
- If you support Harris you should stay away from pageants. All republicans and all laughing at you (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:37:21 09/08/24 Sun
- Stop giving your money to MAGA garbage! Research these directors most are too dumb to hide it! (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:02:41 09/09/24 Mon
- Whether they post it or not, most directors lean left. If you can't find a way to co-exist with people who vote differently from you, this country is doomed. Why don't you focus on what brings you together? Pageants? (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:56:16 09/09/24 Mon
- Toyfest had over 200 contestants and Dixieland couldn't even get 100. -- Anonymous, 18:03:09 09/09/24 Mon [9]
Opryland hotel or Dixieland isn't so prestigious now.
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- Tracy is a fair pageant director . Finally take notes Beverly Moore and Madonna -- Anonymous, 14:35:17 09/09/24 Mon [9]
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- I know shes above reproach but what is JR posting about? -- Anonymous, 09:56:56 09/09/24 Mon [5]
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- Does attire scores even count anymore? -- Anonymous, 09:10:14 09/09/24 Mon [4]
Why do moms spend big money on pageants just to have their kid in these very ill fitting and ugly clothing? Ive never saw so many hideous outfits in my life. Tops that do not fit correctly, no shape or form at all. Cheap fabrics used, giant appliqus and glued on tacky shit everywhere. Eww, what happened to attire scores?
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- Good for the directors that provide comparative scoring. Would be nice to see how some of these winners at some -- Anonymous, 08:43:20 09/09/24 Mon [4]
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- Toy fest does not have 250 kids who the fuck said that -- Anonymous, 03:16:33 09/09/24 Mon [13]
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- LB is trying to wash the board on her Americas worst pageant. LB and her cronies are all fakes and misleading people -- Anonymous, 21:51:16 09/08/24 Sun [4]
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- Razzle had the best girls there real competition. -- Anonymous, 16:36:59 09/08/24 Sun [13]
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- Why do you guys participate in these photo contests for these random pageant moms? -- Anonymous, 13:46:05 09/08/24 Sun [25]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:22:54 09/05/24 Thu
- Sending your photos to a competitor and paying for their child's entry fees is crazy to me (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:17:19 09/06/24 Fri
- Tried One because I thought she was a likable director. Submitted the photo a long time ago, contest was never held. Did not get my money back. Be careful. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:54:10 09/06/24 Fri
- These mothers are addicted and desperate for attention for their kids (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:59:56 09/06/24 Fri
- No way bucked tooth won EH contest I mean come on its obviously she picks her winners to gain favor with these delirious moms (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:23:18 09/06/24 Fri
- I'm down to support any other momma out there. It's just a couple bucks (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:15:08 09/07/24 Sat
- Looks like the political pageant director -- Anonymous, 10:43:05 09/08/24 Sun [1]
Kim is washing the board again.
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- I cant believe all the idiots giving LB and her bullying friends money at americas worst pageant. -- Anonymous, 10:07:36 09/08/24 Sun [10]
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- Heavy hitters at razzle -- Anonymous, 08:57:46 09/08/24 Sun [19]
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- Nandjsl -- Anonymous, 07:30:34 09/08/24 Sun [7]
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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- Who the hell is this Odle man and woman? Why is this grown ass man in a dressing room with all these little girls changing why has no one made him leave -- Anonymous, 06:43:44 09/08/24 Sun [109]
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- They r so annoying and dont think about using HH cause she will not have time for you because they cant leave her alone (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:59:10 09/01/24 Sun
- Finally someone is talking about this! Also the way they portray that kid is desperate for attention (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:01:03 09/01/24 Sun
- The kid is cute but not what they make her out to be, And have you seen the moms fb page the kid is 3 she dont know what name brand stuff is (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:04:06 09/01/24 Sun
- HH allows that dad in there and do whatever he wants, and the woman cant stay away from HH when she is working, You gonna lose clients if your not carefully (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:05:49 09/01/24 Sun
- Oh honey this woman is a try hard and its sickening! The cockiness of the husband is just as bad! (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:10:09 09/01/24 Sun
- Girl she hoped in that little friend group of SP HH and anyone else that has no morals this woman dogs other kids in her daughters group (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:12:33 09/01/24 Sun
- Such annoying people with a fat feral cabbage patch kid (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:18:47 09/01/24 Sun
- First lets start with the kid! She is a terror! Anyone else witness the disaster in the H&M room? Idk how HH even composed herself ! That child needs an ass whipping! She is a brat! (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:47:27 09/02/24 Mon
- The parents act like she is the next KH and will do anything to show boat that little girl! Like damn let her be 3! And stop shoving her in peoples faces (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:49:34 09/02/24 Mon
- Oh Honey! That mom dogs EVERYONES KID including some real close to her bestie and she dont defend those kids either she lets it happen! I feel bad for those who think HH loves their kid cause she dont (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:51:20 09/02/24 Mon
- IDK who will book with HH since she has a clear favorite that is risky business if your kid is under 5 (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:58:53 09/02/24 Mon
- Its been a long time coming lets see how long it takes for HH to open her eyes! (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:05:01 09/02/24 Mon
- If this was the first pageant you heard them talking shit about kids your lucky cause these people are very fake and 2 faced, no child is safe from being dogged (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:07:32 09/02/24 Mon
- He wasn't born with the good sense to know he shouldn't be in a dressing room? And nobody is asking him to leave? You moms need to sometimes band together. Unacceptable! Get your phones out and record HIM (not others). (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:05:23 09/02/24 Mon
- Yall these people have so many people fooled they think they r their friends when really they r not! But when they r in the friend group they are in I guess its normal! SP and HH dog everyone then eat you up to your face (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:27:24 09/02/24 Mon
- Lets pageant every single weekend and lets dog every single child that beats my child.. if yall her friend yall gonna find out the hard way im afraid.. yall remember RB right? Well this couple is not far from her (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:28:41 09/02/24 Mon
- Why would a man want or need to be in the tanning room or Hair and Makeup room? I understand if a dad is competing their kid but they can walk them to the door and leave or wait outside, men shouldnt be around girls changing clothes period! Thats sick a vendor is okay with it (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:35:26 09/02/24 Mon
- These people parade around pageants licking ED and TOs Ass crack all the while staying stuck up HH ass! Idk how anyone gets anything done with them listen there r some wackos in pageant land but these two take the cake (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:43:04 09/02/24 Mon
- Im not sure who her group is but I do know HH has dogged that kid, SP has dogged that kid , ED has dogged that kid want to know what they all have in common? The kid is a brat ! (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:44:11 09/02/24 Mon
- Her kid is an overweight, spoiled hellion who still poops herself. (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:48:57 09/03/24 Tue
- Anyone else see the post about HH making her a dress in less than 48 hours? Whats the point of having books if youre going to cater around some people but give some people ship dates? I have ordered before but after seeing that I will not again. (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:26:09 09/03/24 Tue
- I will not book HH, she is a great vendor I will not discredit her, but I will not use her, These two people are way to overbearing and have to much control over her. (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:07:15 09/03/24 Tue
- Yall this isnt the same person commenting, I havent made any until now, let me be the first to say These two people in the hair and makeup room are absolutely awful! I dont agree any men should be in there at all but these two NEVER leave (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:01:28 09/03/24 Tue
- You guys are all so mad at this couple but why are you not made at the vendor who is allowing it simply because they are best friends? As well as other vendors who may share a room? If we r placing blame lets place it the whole way around! (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:04:31 09/03/24 Tue
- Oh guys! Was you in the Hair and Makeup room at Dixie? Their child was horrendous! Has anyone noticed this is HH main priority? Why are we still supporting her? (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:06:20 09/03/24 Tue
- The only people on here defending them is them. No one else cares who these people are or their overgrown child. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:56:44 09/03/24 Tue
- Someone trying to bury this is comical!! All of yall okay with a grown man looking at yalls girls are nasty as hell!! If you pay HH for services and are ok with your child not getting her full attention then again yall crazy!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:11:14 09/03/24 Tue
- Damn DO how long you and your friends gonna sit here and keep burying this thread (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:26:39 09/03/24 Tue
- The story should have ended with: male removed from female dressing room. That's all. Are there any pageant chat FB groups that allow anonymous posting with regard to serious issues such as these? If enough agree, maybe they'll take the hint. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:51:31 09/03/24 Tue
- I have been to a few pageants where these people were at, yes they seem like nice people but if you really talk to them you will be quick to learn they are sneaky and dog every child who goes against theirs (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:47:00 09/04/24 Wed
- Who do yall think brings the 3year olds here?Especially if they beat cheeks? Ding ding this lady! Idk why this man stays in these dressing rooms but I also dont know why she hangs out after her child is done competing they both need to get a life compete their child and move on (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:50:52 09/04/24 Wed
- Not her bumping other post of kids being bashed what a pathetic woman (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:49:16 09/05/24 Thu
- Yall notice she posting all kinds of pics of Cheeks and Emberley? Stop reaching DO we all know your a fake and a phony (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:43:34 09/07/24 Sat
- Not even a week from Dixieland pageant and the begging to go to Beary begins. -- Anonymous, 09:45:29 09/07/24 Sat [13]
If you people go to this pageant you have been brainwashed or promised wins by the Hudgins clan/cult.
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- Boo hoo quit complaining bc your kid cant win (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:00:53 09/05/24 Thu
- Sh is desperately trying to recover money she lost at Dixieland (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:51:23 09/06/24 Fri
- She posted Thursday before Dixieland about Beary. Was really a red flag itself. (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:54:11 09/06/24 Fri
- Rochelle does the same thing advertising the next pageant as soon as circus is over (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:06:52 09/06/24 Fri
- Your kid mustve lost (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:15:01 09/06/24 Fri
- Pure greed (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:33:18 09/06/24 Fri
- For the NEWBIES on here .......relaxi its how pageants go .....get used to is and enter the one's you can afford. Clearly from your posts you are all so new. Enjoy this hobby but limit it if you can't afford all. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:18:55 09/06/24 Fri
- If she didn't have the newbies supporting her system it would have died long ago. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:37:33 09/06/24 Fri
- And to all those newbies, her favorite line is YesYour baby reminds me so much of my daughter when she did pageants. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:39:02 09/06/24 Fri
- Спасибо, + -- Anonymous, 07:48:06 09/07/24 Sat [1]
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- Find it so comical the mouths on pics look like the joker -- Anonymous, 18:20:37 09/06/24 Fri [1]
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- Who buying Natosha food looks gross -- Anonymous, 16:09:27 09/06/24 Fri [2]
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- Chelsea c leave Jenna alone. -- Anonymous, 13:38:26 09/06/24 Fri [10]
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- Does lifetime queen mean you didn't win a real title? -- Anonymous, 10:49:45 09/06/24 Fri [28]
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- Chelsea Carey is a fucking joke. So shes doing photo contest now??? And what judges is she using? Her and Tashanda? Lmfao gtfo desperate for attention -- Anonymous, 10:46:36 09/06/24 Fri [11]
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- LD u r so fugly!! Quit with all the selfies. Only cute people post those. Go buy a hairbrush while youre at it. And some soap!! Stanky bitch. -- Anonymous, 09:59:21 09/06/24 Fri [1]
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- Not Mandy Norris offering 7 AI photos for $75 😂 -- Anonymous, 07:18:11 09/06/24 Fri [7]
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- Have you ever been to a pageant where stageshots videos are mandatory to buy separate 🤔, Always for past 7 years like to view before buying them... -- Anonymous, 00:59:42 09/06/24 Fri [4]
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- Coach warning, or wanna be coaches who dont actually do anything -- Anonymous, 17:48:48 09/05/24 Thu [48]
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- Model Mavens, Studio Zink (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:46:13 05/24/24 Fri
- Carmen cant do hair and will steal peoples routines and looks so beware (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:59:33 05/24/24 Fri
- Model Mavens, Coach T(Tashanda), and Brandi Pipkin all are bad! (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:06:28 05/24/24 Fri
- Fat fuck Tashanda is a NOO GOOO. Unless you are a winning favorite (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:42:50 05/25/24 Sat
- Sydney Gilbert🤣 fake ass coach man doesnt even do anything (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:01:57 05/25/24 Sat
- Bump to hide the dumbass longest text ever shit And there really one like a handful of legitimate coachesthe rest just taking yall money and laughing (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:33:09 06/12/24 Wed
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:11:24 06/12/24 Wed
- Oh okay. As long as no one says Jenna, we're good. Jenna is above reproach. (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:14:48 08/30/24 Fri
- ,,,,,!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:59:06 09/04/24 Wed
- Fake friends -- Anonymous, 14:49:52 09/05/24 Thu [16]
These moms really think that they have friends in the pageant world!! Girl like be so for real!!!! Bashing your kid and smiling in your face!!
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- Who stole from ivy rose? That is crazy people need to stop it -- Anonymous, 10:18:09 09/05/24 Thu [5]
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- Did anyone notice the top 2 photos on Elizabeth Holland contest have the EXACT same nose and lips? Different kids.. -- Anonymous, 07:30:51 09/05/24 Thu [4]
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- How about those Dixieland scores. -- Anonymous, 23:06:15 09/04/24 Wed [11]
Some things never change
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- Another typical Toni O crew cheating. She was 7 as of Nov 1 and soshe did not qualify for 4-6 or the fallback. Do NOT let cheryl say she could pick since it fell on her bday. It does NOT Work that way. Fallback is age as of Nov 1 and she was 7 Nov 1 -- Anonymous, 20:16:15 09/04/24 Wed [31]
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- Im actually it does work that way. Its always worked that way. For over 20 years any glitz system has allowed them to chose IF their birthday falls on the date of the fallback. (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:31:58 09/02/24 Mon
- Ask Madonna. Ask Sheila Call. Ask Michael Booyh. They will all tell you that you can fall back IF your birthday is the same day as the fallback. (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:21:43 09/02/24 Mon
- around for a long time, & most of the big name systems, they may compete in their choice. Technically, the child couldve been born late that night, so that means they are not yet whatever age they choose to compete in. I dont agree with fallbacks, but it is what it is. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:02:02 09/03/24 Tue
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:56:08 09/03/24 Tue
- Don't know the contestant personally, but if the director allowed her to do the fallback then it's not cheating. Cheating would be if the mom lied and said her birthday was November 2nd. Also people are acting like this child was the only 7 year old in the 4-6 breakdown. (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:49:25 09/03/24 Tue
- why is everyone only mad at the one who won a top title when sophie mae birthday the same and won $1000 (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:29:32 09/04/24 Wed
- Who's coming to Razzle in 0-3? -- Anonymous, 15:36:43 09/04/24 Wed [1]
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- AF /BFFR: Why post her scores. You lost , move ON. GEESH -- Anonymous, 14:27:09 09/04/24 Wed [9]
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- Why did Megan and Scarlett mom cut the girls hair the same ? -- Anonymous, 04:52:34 09/04/24 Wed [5]
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- Cheryl is having her crew wash the board because they don't want to the truth out for e eryone to see. -- Anonymous, 20:02:54 09/03/24 Tue [5]
Next year when it's time to register for this pageant and all those deals start rolling out just remember what has happened in years past. If she gets numbers next year it is because you people are just plain stupid.
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 19:59:34 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Now Tracy pageant wont be a premier pageant . I like the team but this weekend was a bit too obvious. This why next year will be less of rashell girls at Dixieland they know its fixed for one group only ( premier) dont waste your cash other team and make her numbers low -- Anonymous, 18:13:09 09/03/24 Tue [22]
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- Those Fixieland number must be for shit with all those praise posts -- Anonymous, 17:49:12 09/03/24 Tue [55]
CH we all know you had those people post those posts to help boost your numbers. Only a fool wouldn't know your intentions because the real pageant community all know how your pageant is fixed and nobody with a brain will come to your event of the year.
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- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:53:29 08/28/24 Wed
- Nobody is going Cheryl. Get a real job (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:19:26 08/28/24 Wed
- People are going (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:47:29 08/28/24 Wed
- 98 (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:09:42 08/28/24 Wed
- You clearly have no clue as to the prestige of winning at Dixie. Its always a good time and sorry you couldn't afford it. Lemon slice anyone you sound sour. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:58:04 08/29/24 Thu
- Posting from many great pageant experiences. Maybe you need a better coach is all. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:13:48 08/29/24 Thu
- Just bringing this to the top since "someone" is trying to wash the board (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:35:06 08/29/24 Thu
- Cheryl seems nice but never done one of her pageants. How do you figure its fixed? (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:45:36 08/30/24 Fri
- Dixie -- Anonymous, 13:32:25 08/30/24 Fri
- Explain -- Anonymous, 15:48:25 08/30/24 Fri
- I think it's the most shittest thing to advertise Beary, while this weekend is Dixie. Can't you wait till event is over let people see how system ran this weekend before dishing over 2000k for another shitshow (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:09:23 08/31/24 Sat
- I won't and will not forget the paper crowns. She "Had it her way" just like Burger King with the paper crowns unbelievable (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:27:37 08/31/24 Sat
- Anybody notice CH isn't as happy and upbeat as she usually is. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:50:56 08/31/24 Sat
- How many people that took up for her are mad this evening (NT) -- Anonymous, 23:34:38 09/01/24 Sun
- .. (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:16:53 09/03/24 Tue
- Everyone was warned remember this next time (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:02:41 09/03/24 Tue
- I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it -- Anonymous, 16:11:29 09/03/24 Tue [2]
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- They wanna come up real quick before they start to clown I best pull out my strap and lay them bustas down -- Anonymous, 14:01:42 09/03/24 Tue [2]
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- It's called a dog's life What a life That's good enough for me You heard me say it now That's good enough for me That's good enough for me -- Anonymous, 13:59:03 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I'd find me a Fifi la poodle And lose my noodle over her I chase around all over town Just to ruffle up her fur Nuzzle her muzzle A hole in her paw -- Anonymous, 13:58:37 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Never bite a hand that feeds me, no siree Just lead a dog's life What a life That's good enough for me That's good enough for me -- Anonymous, 13:58:14 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If I had a bone to be picking A picking chicken or a steak Curled up there in an easy chair Man, that won't be hard to take I'll always be faithful That's what I'd be -- Anonymous, 13:57:54 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If I had my life to live over I know just what I'd like to be A hybrid pet of a rich brunette Sitting on my mama's knee Someone to love me Someone to care Rubberduck dubble little fingers through my hair I need a dog's life What a life, that's good enough for me That's good enough for me -- Anonymous, 13:56:52 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- You sleep all day and spoon all night And eat your favourite chow Then why should I get married mam That's what I'm doing now -- Anonymous, 13:56:24 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Cowboy, cowboy name the day July 'd be nice I reckon Gladly meet you at the church July the 32nd -- Anonymous, 13:56:01 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I see the good ol fixieland was the same as before -- Anonymous, 13:55:41 09/03/24 Tue [15]
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- Cowboy if you'll marry me I'll be your darling Jenny Now why should I drink from just one well When I can drink from twen'y -- Anonymous, 13:55:38 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- . -- Anonymous, 13:55:17 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- * Hi-lo-do-si-dosy-do Stay single and save a dollar Come Saturday night I'll court a pretty girl With a cane and a high starched collar -- Anonymous, 13:55:11 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Cowboy, cowboy marry me I'll bake you a cherry pie Well thank you very kindly mam But I'm too young to die -- Anonymous, 13:54:46 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- When a boy like me meets a girl like you * A Cane And A High Starched Collar (Tepper / Bennett) -- Anonymous, 13:54:24 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- There are many girls I have met before But I pass them by because I knew There would be this magic moment, One to last a lifetime through When a boy like me meets a girl like you -- Anonymous, 13:53:58 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- When a boy like me meets a girl like you Then I must believe wishes come true I just look at you and I touch your hand And this ordinary world becomes a wonderland -- Anonymous, 13:53:36 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you give me just one sweet kiss No, no, no baby I ain't asking much of you Just a big-a, big-a, big-a hunk o'love a-will do, that's nice Just a big-a, big-a, big-a hunk o'love a-will do, that's nice Just a big-a, big-a, big-a hunk o'love a-will do, that's nice -- Anonymous, 13:52:09 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I got a wish-bone in my pocket I got a rabbit's foot around my wrist Another half of the thing My lucky charm could bring -- Anonymous, 13:51:43 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- No, no, no baby I ain't asking much of you Just a big-a, big-a, big-a Hunk o'love a-will do -- Anonymous, 13:51:22 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- You're just a natural born beehive Filled with honey to the top But I ain't greedy baby All I want is all you've got -- Anonymous, 13:50:58 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- And still have many left No, no, no baby I ain't asking much of you Just a big-a, big-a, big-a Hunk o'love a-will do, (a-will do), a-will do, that's right -- Anonymous, 13:50:31 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Just a big-a, big-a, big-a Hunk o'love a-will do Don't be a stingy little momma You tried to starve me half to death Now you could spare a kiss or two -- Anonymous, 13:50:07 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Hey baby I ain't asking much of you No, no, no, no, no, no baby I ain't asking much of you Just a big-a, big-a, big-a -- Anonymous, 13:49:41 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Take my hand Take my whole life, too For I can't help falling in love with you For I can't help falling in love with you -- Anonymous, 13:48:22 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be -- Anonymous, 13:48:03 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Take my hand Take my whole life, too For I can't help falling in love with you -- Anonymous, 13:47:15 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Like a river flows Surely to the sea Darling, so it goes Some things are meant to be -- Anonymous, 13:46:50 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Wise men say Only fools rush in But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay? Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you? -- Anonymous, 13:46:29 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I? -- Anonymous, 13:45:53 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh, why can't I? -- Anonymous, 13:45:04 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me -- Anonymous, 13:44:40 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true -- Anonymous, 13:44:19 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby -- Anonymous, 13:43:52 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it -- Anonymous, 13:42:02 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it -- Anonymous, 13:41:33 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent -- Anonymous, 13:39:44 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Us girls, we are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist, so touchable -- Anonymous, 13:39:21 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it -- Anonymous, 13:38:59 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Not how they should behave My head gets so confused Hard to obey -- Anonymous, 13:37:55 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Hmmmm -- Anonymous, 13:37:29 09/03/24 Tue [10]
Who even is this Bitsy kid that magically shows up looking like a man and her mom thinks shes a winner!?!? The only reason she is even close to being at the top is because her mom is sucking TOs ass!!
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- You're my experimental game Just human nature It's not what good girls do -- Anonymous, 13:37:00 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I kissed a girl and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter -- Anonymous, 13:36:34 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight -- Anonymous, 13:36:07 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I kissed a girl and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it -- Anonymous, 13:35:44 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention -- Anonymous, 13:35:21 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand -- Anonymous, 13:34:37 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and zigazig ah If you wanna be my lover -- Anonymous, 13:33:26 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha -- Anonymous, 13:32:54 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you wanna be my lover You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever) -- Anonymous, 13:32:30 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is -- Anonymous, 13:31:59 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (You've got to give) -- Anonymous, 13:31:31 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around -- Anonymous, 13:30:59 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- You got G like MC who likes it on a Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady And as for me, ha you'll see -- Anonymous, 13:30:38 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- So, here's a story from A to Z You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully We got Em in the place who likes it in your face -- Anonymous, 13:30:15 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give (You've got to give) Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is -- Anonymous, 13:29:44 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends -- Anonymous, 13:29:18 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah -- Anonymous, 13:28:43 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Say you can handle my love, are you for real? (Are you for real?) I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye -- Anonymous, 13:28:13 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Oh, what do you think about that? Now you know how I feel -- Anonymous, 13:27:45 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (Gotta get with my friends) Make it last forever, friendship never ends If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is -- Anonymous, 13:27:12 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah -- Anonymous, 13:26:45 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you want my future, forget my past If you wanna get with me, better make it fast Now don't go wasting my precious time Get your act together we could be just fine -- Anonymous, 13:26:17 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah -- Anonymous, 13:25:49 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want -- Anonymous, 13:25:11 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- And if yo' ass is a busta, 213 will regulate -- Anonymous, 13:24:26 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you smoke like I smoke Then you're high like everyday 🚬🚬💨💨💨✋✋ -- Anonymous, 13:23:52 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you know like I know You don't wanna step to this It's the G-funk era, funked out with a gangsta twist -- Anonymous, 13:22:59 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Chords, strings, we brings melody G-funk, where rhythm is life and life is rhythm 🎶🎶 -- Anonymous, 13:22:28 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- The rhythm is the bass and the bass is the treble -- Anonymous, 13:21:46 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I'm tweaking into a whole new era G-funk, step to this, I dare ya Funk on a whole new level -- Anonymous, 13:21:20 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I got a car full of girls and it's goin' real swell The next stop is the Eastside Motel 🏨🏨🏨🏨 -- Anonymous, 13:20:54 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- She said: My car's broke down And you seem real nice, would you let me ride? 🚙🚙🚙🚙 -- Anonymous, 13:20:20 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- One of them dames was sexy as hell I said "Ooh, I like your size!" 😍😍😎😎 -- Anonymous, 13:19:46 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- But Nate Dogg and the G child were in need of somethin' else -- Anonymous, 13:19:11 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Just like I thought, they were in the same spot In need of some desperate help -- Anonymous, 13:18:43 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Now, Nate got the freaks and that's a known fact Before I got jacked I was on the same track Back up, back up, cause it's on N-A-T-E and me, the Warren to the G -- Anonymous, 13:18:15 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I laid all them bustas down, I let my gat explode Now I'm switchin' my mind back into freak mode If you want skirts, sit back and observe I just left a gang of hoes over there on the curb -- Anonymous, 13:17:45 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Now they droppin' and yellin', it's a tad bit late Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate 🕶️🕶️😎😎😎🤯🤯 -- Anonymous, 13:17:12 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold 🥶🥶❄️❄️ -- Anonymous, 13:16:35 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If I had wings I would fly, let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homie Nate 🦋🦋✈️✈️✈️🦋🦋🪰🪰 -- Anonymous, 13:16:00 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- They got guns to my head, I think I'm goin' down I can't believe it's happenin' in my own town 😎😎🚙🚙🕶️🕶️🕶️👇👇👇👇 -- Anonymous, 13:14:06 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- They got my homie hemmed up and they all around Can't none of them see him if they goin' straight pound-for-pound -- Anonymous, 13:12:37 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I'm gettin' jacked, I'm breakin' myself I can't believe they takin' Warren's wealth They took my rings, they took my Rolex I looked at the brother, said: Damn, what's next? ⌚️🤷♀️🤷🤷 -- Anonymous, 13:11:18 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I jumped out the ride and said: What's up? Some brothers pulled some gats, so I said: I'm stuck! 🗣️🗣️🤯🤯😎😎 -- Anonymous, 13:10:04 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- So I hooks a left on 21 and Lewis Some brothers shootin' dice, so I said: Let's do this! 🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🗣️🗣️🚙🚙🚙 -- Anonymous, 13:09:26 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission tryin' to find Mr. Warren G Seen a car full of girls, ain't no need to tweak All you skirts know what's up with 213 -- Anonymous, 13:08:49 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Rollin' in my ride, chillin' all alone -- Anonymous, 13:08:11 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Warren G was on the streets tryin' to consume Some skirts for the eve so I can get some phones📱📱📱 -- Anonymous, 13:07:46 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- It was a clear black night, a clear white moon 🌒 -- Anonymous, 13:06:11 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- DN, we know it you. -- Anonymous, 13:04:37 09/03/24 Tue [5]
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- And u wanna triple expo down call one nine hundred mix a lot and shake those Nasty thoughts ☎️🖖😴😴😴🛌🛌🛌😎😎 -- Anonymous, 13:04:04 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- To his them so i pull up quick to get with them. so ladies if the butt is round 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭😎😎😎😎 -- Anonymous, 13:02:58 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Give me a sis i can?t resist red rice and beans didn?t miss her, some knuckle 🍚🍚🥢🥢 -- Anonymous, 13:02:02 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- With that b?c your waist is small and your curves are kicking and i ?m thinking 😍😍😍🤯🤯😝😝 -- Anonymous, 13:00:53 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Wanna play that hard role and talk u that the but an?t go so they toss it and Leave it but i pull up quick to receive it, so cosmo says your fat i an?t down 🍸🍸😎😎🤯🤯 -- Anonymous, 12:59:50 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- U can do side bins or sit-ups but please don?t loose that but, some bothers🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️ -- Anonymous, 12:58:48 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- So your girlfriend grows a hunda playing work out makes her finda but finda Don?t have a motor in the back of her hinda 🚙🚙 Beep Beep -- Anonymous, 12:55:50 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Yeah baby when it comes to free meal cosmo has nothing to do with my selection 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸 -- Anonymous, 12:54:45 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Baby got back Baby got back 🌭🌭😍😍😍😍😍😝😝😜🤪🤪 -- Anonymous, 12:53:57 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Ladies yeah u wanna role in my mercedes then turn around stick it out even White boys gotta shout 🏒🏒🏒🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😎😎😎😎😎😎 -- Anonymous, 12:53:04 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- B?c i a long and i?m strong and i bound to get the friction on so ladies yeah ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ -- Anonymous, 12:51:51 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Baby got it going on i wanna sing this song one last time b?c those punks like To hit and quit it and i ?d rather stay and play 🎮🎮 -- Anonymous, 12:51:12 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- i gatta be straight that wannatill the Brake of dawn 🚗🚗🚗🚗☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️ -- Anonymous, 12:50:18 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- i keep my women like flow joys a world to the flick so sisters i wanna Get with ya i wanna course and hit ya -- Anonymous, 12:49:25 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Begging for a piece of that bobble So i?m looking at rock video nasty bimbos looking like hoe you can have those Bimbos 👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️😎😎 -- Anonymous, 12:48:24 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I wanna real think and juice so find that juice double makes a lot in trouble 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔😎😎🌭🌭🌭 -- Anonymous, 12:47:39 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I wanna take u home and double up I an?t talking about play boy b?c pricilla can?t part to with me for toys 🙅♀️🙅♀️😎😎👯♀️👯♀️ -- Anonymous, 12:46:51 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I like them round and big and when i?m throwing a gig i just can?t help my self i Am acting like an animal now his my skin 🐯🐯🐯 -- Anonymous, 12:45:59 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- So fallers, yeah fallers, yeah has ya girlfriend got the but, hell yeah tell Her to shake it shake it shake that healthy butt. 👀👀👀🙋♀️🙋♀️😎😎🤯 -- Anonymous, 12:45:08 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I tried of magazines saying flat butts are the theme🥞🥞😢😭😭 -- Anonymous, 12:43:40 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Well use me use me b?c u aunt that average groove bin. I seen her dancing to hell with romancing she sweet, wet got me going like a -- Anonymous, 12:42:40 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- My homeboys try to warn me but that butt u got makes me so horne Oh rumper smooth skin u say u wanna get my buns 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 -- Anonymous, 12:41:17 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Oh baby i wanna get with ya and take your picture 📸📸📸📸 -- Anonymous, 12:40:30 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- And a round thing in your face you get sprung You wanna pull up tuff cause u noticed that but was stuck 🤩🤯 -- Anonymous, 12:39:29 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- And a round thing in your face you get sprung You wanna pull up tuff cause u noticed that but was stuck 🤪🥵 -- Anonymous, 12:38:45 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I like big butts and i can not lie You other brothers can't deny When a girl walks in with a tinny waste 😎😎😎🥸 -- Anonymous, 12:37:56 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- I mean her but is just so big I can't believe it is so round and out there It?s grouse 👀👀😜 -- Anonymous, 12:37:14 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- But who understands those rap guys they only talk to her b'c she like a total Prostitute 🤯👯♀️ -- Anonymous, 12:36:23 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends 💵💵💵 -- Anonymous, 12:35:32 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- oh my god becky look at her but it is so big 👀👀 -- Anonymous, 12:34:54 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it 👏👏👀👀👀 -- Anonymous, 12:33:27 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it, shout hurray (hurray) -- Anonymous, 12:32:42 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Then your face will surely show it 💩💩 -- Anonymous, 12:31:54 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it 😝😝 -- Anonymous, 12:31:18 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet !! -- Anonymous, 12:30:41 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet !!!!! -- Anonymous, 12:28:57 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands 👏👏👏 -- Anonymous, 12:28:24 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Then your face will surely show it.. -- Anonymous, 12:27:55 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If you're happy and you know it. -- Anonymous, 12:27:16 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 -- Anonymous, 12:25:46 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If your happy and you know it CLAP your HANDS 👏 -- Anonymous, 12:25:01 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- f your happy and you know it CLAP your HANDS 👏 -- Anonymous, 12:24:41 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- If your happy and you know it CLAP your HANDS 👏 -- Anonymous, 12:24:25 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Loolookbkfkdjdndujdbdjjdbjdndmd dilelsjbrhrmenbeunehjdnekd my is -- Anonymous, 12:23:38 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- https://www.voy.com/245242/66459.html -- Anonymous, 12:20:48 09/03/24 Tue [1]
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- Some of you moms are crazy thinking those photos look just like the proofs 😆 -- Anonymous, 07:16:32 09/03/24 Tue [3]
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- Dixieland was the premier / Toni pageant told ya. -- Anonymous, 18:41:27 09/02/24 Mon [20]
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- Lissmarie is 7 almost 8. How did she possibly end up in the 4-6 breakdown????? -- Anonymous, 09:57:51 09/02/24 Mon [12]
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- What was the correct total number of contestants at Dixieland? -- Anonymous, 07:40:19 09/02/24 Mon [4]
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- Lets talk about it.how disappointed are you with your photos from EAST COAST!!!!! -- Anonymous, 07:01:54 09/02/24 Mon [3]
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- How much was Dixie now lets speak on that. -- Anonymous, 04:49:31 09/02/24 Mon [5]
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- Dixieland Predictions -- Anonymous, 21:09:06 09/01/24 Sun [7]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:26:21 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:25:59 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:25:21 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:24:01 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:23:31 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- ↪️Contact the FBI at (202) 324-3000, or online at www.fbi.gov or tips.fbi.gov. Contact the Department of Health and Human Services, Office of the Inspector General at 1-800-HHS-TIPS, or online at www.oig.hhs.gov . Contact the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) online at www.ic3.gov -- Anonymous, 20:23:01 09/01/24 Sun [1]
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- Who won the megas -- Anonymous, 20:19:54 09/01/24 Sun [2]
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- Jessica Harmon Painter Enough with the Stripper Pole on FB. You look stupid & slutty. -- Anonymous, 13:28:44 09/01/24 Sun [4]
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- No ones even gonna be doing pageant in like six months. Watch. Yall same pathetic, sad, sh*t talkin people on here gonna be the only ones at pageants, with yalls default titles, because you ridiculous immature brats are pushing out the decent people. -- Anonymous, 13:00:30 09/01/24 Sun [8]
And then when yall are all bragging or feuding over the same damn sh*t - the rest of the decent mothers / kids will be in more fulfilling events/hobbies
with better sisterhood. Yall keep bringing your kid around the same toxic shit- see how much good that does them.
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- All the good kids are gone from pageantry. Its easy wins for anyone even the team with a bunch of novices wont say her name 🤡 -- Anonymous, 11:15:44 09/01/24 Sun [6]
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- Next weekend is going to be a shit shoew watch -- Anonymous, 08:25:18 09/01/24 Sun [3]
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- Seen a few Glitz coaches at MAC scholarship. Watched videos not many numbers do they limit age groups? Why dosent anyone go but coaches are going? -- Anonymous, 19:10:02 08/31/24 Sat [12]
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- Please before you go hone from Dixieland this weekend -- Anonymous, 17:31:57 08/31/24 Sat [4]
Check all of your things you plan on taking home because that hotel is notorious for bed bugs. You are welcome!
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- How is Shawns Pageant in Ct today -- Anonymous, 07:10:27 08/31/24 Sat [16]
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- Nice Venue but CHRAP (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:27:27 08/25/24 Sun
- You actually went omg better you than me. (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:33:55 08/25/24 Sun
- Who Won ? (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:53:49 08/25/24 Sun
- Everyone got cash which was nice (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:43:58 08/25/24 Sun
- IF (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:36:59 08/27/24 Tue
- COACH = Contestants what do you expect- Is she even registered as a business (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:42:58 08/27/24 Tue
- Things that make you go HHhhmmmm (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:54:12 08/28/24 Wed
- Yes she is a coach but her kids didn't win everything. i feel it was a fair pageant with legit judges. she doesnt coach McKayla she won grand on both sides. it was well deserved (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:51:03 08/31/24 Sat
- You will never know who won what then the rest got a Queen sash. So strange to do that. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:49:19 08/31/24 Sat
- Grand Supreme had a grand supreme sash, Queens had a queen sash and princess had princess. just Division Supreme didnt say division supreme. and I believe she did announce there was a mixup and she would get those to the winners. not sure what more you can want. i say let it go. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:01:54 08/31/24 Sat
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- Posted that she purposely bought him food he didnt like and theres always a chance hell not eat it and choose to starve but no worries because princess would eat it (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:23:21 08/26/24 Mon
- That boy is going to have serious issues,. Never deprive a child of.food! Not buying treats one thing, buying food he doesn't like just cruel!. Lazy parenting, rather than addressing what's happening to.make him act out. I would to if I were him mind, way she favours girl Is shocking (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:45:06 08/26/24 Mon
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- Most of JRs kids looked horrible at SM -- Anonymous, 17:56:48 08/29/24 Thu [14]
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- Just saw her post, Looks like Tierras girls did great at SM -- Anonymous, 09:56:13 08/29/24 Thu [41]
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- Are EH pageants worth going to? I see she is doing a mini national now. -- Anonymous, 08:35:37 08/29/24 Thu [4]
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- Look at all the moms mad that their kids didn't win big at Supreme Me. Just because your kid can pull in a rinky dink Coastal Georgia you thought you could take your little country show on the road. These national pageants will humble you quickly. -- Anonymous, 20:41:47 08/28/24 Wed [14]
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- Why so much hate for SZ and their moms?? -- Anonymous, 19:06:20 08/28/24 Wed [5]
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- Not Toni posting face apped stage shots.. is the h/m that bad, that you have to FaceApp them to advertise? -- Anonymous, 16:28:52 08/28/24 Wed [9]
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- Gorilla Cunt!!!!!!!!! aka BM make your child look somewhat presentable or quit wasting your time bringing your homely child -- Anonymous, 14:54:09 08/28/24 Wed [44]
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- GLZ photography an lilli smith -- Anonymous, 11:18:49 08/28/24 Wed [5]
boo that pic is a fast face app . run while your bby still stands a chance cause she is worth more than where you got her girl . stop with mary burks and gabbie pics cause they are rly bad
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- This is not a bash, I'm looking to connect about a gown.... -- Anonymous, 10:45:49 08/28/24 Wed [1]
Last month there was an older teen girl, blonde, who competed in a titleholder/scholarship pageant in florida. She was tagged in a few pictures that came across my feed but I cannot find who it was! I'm looking to find out who made her gown. It was a nude gown, fully stoned and pearls with like a fire/flame point neckline. Does anyone know who she is or how to contact her about it?
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- Circus is a hot messsssss -- Anonymous, 07:58:40 08/28/24 Wed [29]
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- Would expect nothing less (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:41:59 08/25/24 Sun
- What happened at crowning? It was like 6 hours long. (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:06:14 08/25/24 Sun
- Why? (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:45:12 08/25/24 Sun
- Oh wow! We didnt make it this year, thats nuts! (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:56:30 08/25/24 Sun
- the scoresheets were all messed up too (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:58:53 08/25/24 Sun
- Money fans -- Anonymous, 19:57:10 08/25/24 Sun
- Gave up on that mess along time ago. (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:05:15 08/25/24 Sun
- Directors need to find a decent hotel with ample parking and not have parents stressed out. (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:40:34 08/27/24 Tue
- So true people don't respect property its like they have never been to a hotel and I am sure they have. (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:36:21 08/28/24 Wed
- Why are there so many drops for RT mini nationals? Any tips for someone whos never done her system? -- Anonymous, 05:41:40 08/28/24 Wed [6]
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- Are yall going to IFF -- Anonymous, 17:57:26 08/27/24 Tue [2]
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- It is Dixie week and I cannot wait to see how many of you that bashed Cheryl show up. Pass the 🍿 you will be just as bitter as you were last year. -- Anonymous, 14:26:13 08/27/24 Tue [4]
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- Whos alll going to razzle dazzle? -- Anonymous, 14:14:32 08/27/24 Tue [18]
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- What pageants are there for October and November? -- Anonymous, 14:12:51 08/27/24 Tue [4]
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- Circus what judge was AC?? Describe if you can but please -- Anonymous, 11:56:09 08/27/24 Tue [13]
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- Yall really mad that she added 16 more titles when you should be mad yall still dumb enough to go back with the same people judging every time. I mean I am sure TC was still running the show. -- Anonymous, 11:36:11 08/27/24 Tue [17]
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- Hang on.....did someone actually call their poor children Tuesday and Wednesday?? 🤯 -- Anonymous, 10:21:19 08/27/24 Tue [7]
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- HG please stop faceapping your kids photos you look STUPID AF and green and purple isnt working for her. She sucks on stage too -- Anonymous, 09:54:08 08/27/24 Tue [2]
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- Supreme Me Circus predictions -- Anonymous, 08:15:04 08/27/24 Tue [43]
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- SMC scoring was terrible. Kids with amazing stage presence scored super low. Judges wanted "more bare faces" than "glitz make up" -- Anonymous, 08:11:46 08/27/24 Tue [12]
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- To the lady who was trying to secretly pull your little girl aside and curse her out over a pageant mistake, we saw you and you're despicable! -- Anonymous, 20:26:48 08/26/24 Mon [9]
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- What happened to CC at circus? -- Anonymous, 09:11:18 08/26/24 Mon [15]
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- Please learn what your kid won before posting titles dont say your kid won Mega and then their sash just says Grand Supreme lol. -- Anonymous, 07:10:07 08/26/24 Mon [2]
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- I just saw someone's baby's daddy/fiance on Bumble and he has pictures of your kid posted in pageant dress. Should I say something to the mom? -- Anonymous, 16:02:05 08/25/24 Sun [48]
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- Directors check ur judges! Some of them rnt even fit to have their own kidssays state of tax -- Anonymous, 13:58:39 08/25/24 Sun [2]
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- Anybody else still waiting on pictures from East coast??? -- Anonymous, 09:44:24 08/25/24 Sun [7]
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- Someone please get KR 😂 talking about I dont recruit or steal anyones students as she tries to go for ALL Jennas and Asias student lol I dont blame her though Jenna and Asia has WINNERS !!! They try to recruit Collins all the time . -- Anonymous, 15:58:13 08/24/24 Sat [33]
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- Quit being a sneaky coach, please. Telling students not to do particular pageants when the reason has nothing to do with the director or the pageant. Moms, open your eyes -- Anonymous, 11:55:23 08/24/24 Sat [39]
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- Who? (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:39:11 08/14/24 Wed
- Not TR signed OP (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:47:08 08/14/24 Wed
- Jajajaja I know exactly who you're talking about (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:43:25 08/14/24 Wed
- Why even post on here if you are not going to give details? You're are telling moms to wake up? How can they if you don't say which coach and what pageant (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:09:34 08/15/24 Thu
- Because you would know if it was your kids coach. Fake, has everyone fooled. THINK. Tries to still students, and always whining that someone is doing it to her. (NT) -- Anonymous, 23:16:20 08/15/24 Thu
- BS w OS (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:21:27 08/16/24 Fri
- Above reproach????? Seriously? Jenna stop trying to post crazy to cover your ass (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:09:53 08/18/24 Sun
- Wait til her messages get shared. She is mean. Fact. (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:11:20 08/18/24 Sun
- Leave Jenna alone. She is beyond reproach. There, now you haters learned a new word today. (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:27:19 08/19/24 Mon
- I just hate fake people. Liars, messy, drama. She has her students moms brainwashed. Her house of cards is about to tumble. Enough is enough. (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:11:44 08/20/24 Tue
- No one is obsessed with JR. seriously? Why would they be? (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:14:20 08/20/24 Tue
- I'm just amazed that y'all automatically went to Jenna. Out of all the coaches. As I've stated, Jenna is above reproach. There are other coaches that definitely deserve to be brought here. She isn't one of them. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:42:02 08/20/24 Tue
- She has accused so many of this. Even TO! She accuses K R most of the time because shes the other local coach that also coaches nationally. Ask CC from Louisiana why shes not with Jenna any longer? Its a big mess, and unfortunately, the truth needs to be known. (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:55:23 08/24/24 Sat
- America's Best....worth it or nah? -- Anonymous, 19:27:08 08/23/24 Fri [7]
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I am trying to understand how a pageant that is a week away and the room block is full and is supposed to have lots of numbers is still giving out discounts to just anyone that would like one. I wonder how all the ones that had to pay to enter a pageant or a photo contest feels that just come in at the last moment and get money off. Is it greed or is someone lieing about the number of contestants.
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- Some kids arent -- Anonymous, 14:12:00 08/23/24 Fri [1]
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- Kristen Zink is a drunk and a terrible person. she say the worst things about the kids that she posts on a daily saying that she loves. avoid this old bitch like the plague!!! -- Anonymous, 10:04:03 08/23/24 Fri [94]
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- Come on now. The stupid old bitch has been trying to lay low (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:47:46 06/13/24 Thu
- She is pure evil (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:24:24 07/11/24 Thu
- why do yall even care she will be dead soon the amiunt of proof she down (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:19:12 07/11/24 Thu
- j don't care what she drinks just keep on making those toppers!!!!! (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:33:12 07/12/24 Fri
- I saw her working for Mindy on Friday, I asked her for a little help and she jumped right in! Clearly she is not the problem. (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:37:11 07/12/24 Fri
- Why do yall hate on this group.? I dont even coach with them and they have always been so nice to me. Plus gina and Marissa are one of my favorite couples. You people just be mad over stupid shit (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:19:25 07/12/24 Fri
- Tell Kristen Zink and Marissa Zink you have no money and suddenly they no love you no more lmao (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:44:06 07/22/24 Mon
- I swear its old granny Lorrie who be posting shit on this team (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:47:22 07/25/24 Thu
- That old bitch charging Amy 3200 for those piece of shiz glitz outfits. Amy clearly has no brain (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:54:46 07/26/24 Fri
- Those kz toppers and Gabbies pictures are the most hilarious things though. It shows how dumb and brainwashed these new families are (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:33:03 07/28/24 Sun
- Erybody know to avoid this team Lorri makes sure of it (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:56:42 07/31/24 Wed
- Yet she still has so many students that stay with her. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:26:09 08/06/24 Tue
- Recordings? (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:08:47 08/07/24 Wed
- I liked it better when yall dragged that old hippy bitch that keeps everybody away from SZ lol. KZ is alright (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:48:58 08/15/24 Thu
- BO. Please get rid of the post about zink -- Anonymous, 15:03:19 08/22/24 Thu [6]
I'm not affiliated with her but it's been going on for months
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- With Circus and Dixie being back to back weekends wonder where everyone will go -- Anonymous, 11:28:19 08/22/24 Thu [23]
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- Why do some of you moms lie about awards that were given out at pageants? We were there too? We saw them give your daughter princess. Why are you telling everyone on Facebook that she got a supreme title? -- Anonymous, 07:51:17 08/22/24 Thu [1]
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- No mean moms comin outta florduh -- Anonymous, 06:19:00 08/22/24 Thu [3]
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- Why? -- Anonymous, 22:02:58 08/21/24 Wed [2]
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- Circus predictions -- Anonymous, 18:15:31 08/21/24 Wed [1]
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- Ok honest opinion. But what would make a new comer an outcast to the pageant world. Ive entered my daughter in several over the last 4 years and shes placed a few times and weve been nice and supportive of everyone but it seems like we still havent found our sisters -- Anonymous, 17:52:50 08/21/24 Wed [15]
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- If you want sisterhood, go to Cinderella (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:45:22 08/12/24 Mon
- Join a team (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:24:07 08/12/24 Mon
- There is no sisterhood. Youre lucky to find on true friend. Competitive nature and jealousy takes over too much (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:11:12 08/13/24 Tue
- I was friends with another mom for years. I found out that she was the one bashing my daughter all along. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:57:49 08/13/24 Tue
- Beint introverted, kind, and not smooching the rear ends of directors won't make you popular. But nobody will ever accuse you of being involved with COI or accuse a director of unfairly favoring your child. I think you are doing it right. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:55:07 08/13/24 Tue
- Keep to yourself. It is all fake love. This is about your child (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:19:35 08/13/24 Tue
- Dont be friends with Makayla Morgan or whatever she decides her last name is today. Shes a fake, a snake, a narcissistic delusional want to be hoe who cant keep a man and has autistic children (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:01:10 08/14/24 Wed
- Pageants are Not the place to find friends or sisterhood. Everyone in Pageants are fake and are only in it for themselves. Find a different hobby if you want friendship or sisterhood. (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:52:50 08/21/24 Wed
- Some people need to just do better than walking around looking like they are homeless at these pageants. -- Anonymous, 11:51:13 08/20/24 Tue [7]
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- Should have spray painted feathers. Cut out foam is not it. -- Anonymous, 11:11:58 08/20/24 Tue [1]
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- Can I go to Carmen team and have another coach or baca do my daughter hair? I have a 10 year old and I dont need her too look young like her 8 year old students do . -- Anonymous, 17:33:28 08/19/24 Mon [9]
I need honest advice since Carmen is low budget and I can get enough out of her to at least start my child off then Im planning to leave. I know it's hard for her girls be on the top as winners Holland is the only one.
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- Its circus week! Supreme Circus predictions? Novice? Amateur? Pro? Seems to be a lot of kids that one big at locals coming in the level two and three. -- Anonymous, 16:30:31 08/19/24 Mon [8]
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- What was everyones supreme score from ECUSA Im trying to see something -- Anonymous, 14:00:11 08/19/24 Mon [10]
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- Quit begging for people to do your photo contests to pay your fees Ive seen enough -- Anonymous, 11:42:33 08/19/24 Mon [1]
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- Amy how embarrassing Parker in the same damn dress and OOC for 4 years Shes not gonna pull a big title in that same blue dress -- Anonymous, 08:10:25 08/19/24 Mon [3]
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- Notice its only ever 0-3 kids bashed on here? -- Anonymous, 03:22:39 08/18/24 Sun [13]
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- Pageant baby moms are the most putrid filth to walk the earth (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:23:03 08/13/24 Tue
- No one is good in pageant land. No one. Directors, coaches, moms, vendors, theyre all crown cashing backstabbing bitches (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:26:45 08/13/24 Tue
- Thats a lie, some of you moms went after MF and several older girls. Whenever an older girl wins you all dont agree with you bash, call her pregnant, fat, and all sorts of stuff (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:49:17 08/14/24 Wed
- Because these baby mommas are fierce (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:22:39 08/18/24 Sun
- Its ice cream, its not an original idea, its not unique, its a popular theme. LJ is the most hypocritical person I know, didnt she just comment on the once a tiny ruffle stuff saying it didnt matter? The outfits are not the same or look alike, EU wore that as a BABY -- Anonymous, 03:20:49 08/18/24 Sun [3]
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- Am I the only one who thinks Angel is exploring Kynlee? I fear shes going to end up with serious emotional issues. Poor kid has never been able to be just a kid. Shes just a Barbie toy to Angel. -- Anonymous, 03:19:22 08/18/24 Sun [12]
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- Love how LJ gives us a daily minute by minute play of her mental breakdown and time spent in bed sleeping or not 🙄. Anything for attention I guess. -- Anonymous, 03:17:50 08/18/24 Sun [8]
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- Mary Burks -- Anonymous, 03:15:56 08/18/24 Sun [11]
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- SM levels posted -- Anonymous, 20:41:36 08/17/24 Sat [11]
Robe predictions?
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- Universal royalty -- Anonymous, 19:58:14 08/17/24 Sat [1]
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- Laura Dingbat really lets not post a photo with a herpes outbreak on her lip -- Anonymous, 17:40:32 08/17/24 Sat [12]
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- Directors PM everyone begging them to come to there pageant nonstop... Really getting annoying we see your banners would of entered months ago not weeks ago. Numbers are low everywhere and people have learned where to go and not go -- Anonymous, 10:34:10 08/17/24 Sat [7]
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- Why are all of these moms posting the secret is out with their child being chosen as a rebel ambassador? Everyone gets picked, so thats definitely not something to brag about -- Anonymous, 18:52:02 08/16/24 Fri [14]
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- Looking for a scholarship pageant to transition in to from glitz for the miss div!!! No Christian pageants please! Secular only!!! -- Anonymous, 17:39:02 08/15/24 Thu [7]
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- ECUSA Scores -- Anonymous, 21:19:54 08/14/24 Wed [3]
Lets hear them because the math aint mathing
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- East coast now having appointed state titles is going to be their downfall. We already have 350 people with just a small portion of the East coast -- Anonymous, 21:11:19 08/14/24 Wed [2]
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- East Coast Supreme Scores and where they placed -- Anonymous, 21:00:51 08/14/24 Wed [13]
Curious where everyone landed score to placement wise
My little scored 9.79 and didnt even place in the top just trying
To see if thats a normal thing I did see a lot of comments on final day
Saying it was fixed
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- Big Tits Sex XXX Pictures -- Anonymous, 18:39:08 08/14/24 Wed [2]
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- Laura Dingbat really lets not post a photo with a herpes outbreak on her lip -- Anonymous, 17:53:16 08/14/24 Wed [1]
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- Why dont designers just message back or keep in touch? 😞 -- Anonymous, 15:37:09 08/14/24 Wed [2]
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- OJFC here we fuckin go again Part 2!!! LJ and boo hoo someone fucking copied my ice cream OOC -- Anonymous, 12:54:35 08/14/24 Wed [35]
Just like last yrs blue dress saga.same theme but NO not even close to the same let alone copied. Is she so drunk out of her mind its warped her eyesight AND her mind!! God she is a piece of work! Someone euthanize her.
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- LJ saying she saw the outfit at GG and the designer saying she wasnt even at GG, lmao (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:38:29 08/11/24 Sun
- Yes she is a different kind of whack job! (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:38:50 08/11/24 Sun
- They are the sane fucking design. Hate her if you want. Shes right (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:04:11 08/11/24 Sun
- JS go suck her offmaybe thatll shut LJ up! (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:13:03 08/11/24 Sun
- A crazy bitch. Full of drama and the std of pageantry. Everyone hates her but still entertains her..WHY? (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:13:03 08/11/24 Sun
- Biggest crybaby. Those outfits look absolutely nothing alike but she loves the drama and trying to stay relevant (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:07:24 08/12/24 Mon
- I remember when little Danica did Alvin so thats not original to her either so get over it. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:54:50 08/12/24 Mon
- They really look nothing alike. Only thing alike is the patch. Obviously an ice cream theme is going to have ice cream. One is tacky and overdone the other is soft and cute. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:47:08 08/12/24 Mon
- Be original if you want something no one else will do. ITS FUCKING ICE CREAM!!!! And theyre not even close to being the same. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:53:31 08/12/24 Mon
- Granny Barb sure did a shit job raising LJ. She oughta be slapped up and down a few times herself (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:32:11 08/12/24 Mon
- I ate ice cream today. Am I in trouble here? lol (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:33:57 08/12/24 Mon
- Matt 10:26-33; Mark 4:22] For that reason, whatever you have said in the dark will be heard in the light, and what you have whispered behind closed doors -- Anonymous, 05:57:57 08/14/24 Wed [9]
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- Little bug momma think we dont know but we know x she stay on here and thats why everytime bug name -- Anonymous, 21:42:33 08/13/24 Tue [6]
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- No one at DFD. Good luck to default titles. Only 10 in 0-3. Great way for nobody kids to get a win -- Anonymous, 20:45:27 08/13/24 Tue [42]
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- Who booked on NF date -- Anonymous, 19:30:43 08/13/24 Tue [1]
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- KS got some black girl lips on that headshot. Show us them teefers! Give it up AL and take Sadie Rae to special kid dance class -- Anonymous, 19:23:02 08/13/24 Tue [38]
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- This board is exactly the reason why I'll never befriend or trust you pageant mom hoes. I'll be damned if I do -- Anonymous, 13:19:49 08/13/24 Tue [2]
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- Is coach T part of the winning circle? -- Anonymous, 12:05:01 08/13/24 Tue [7]
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- Since yall bitches started it lets just single out every photo on the Toni contest since all yall want to do is talk shit on kids lets keep it going, click to view more -- Anonymous, 12:05:00 08/13/24 Tue [6]
Two of those photos look like tranvestites, the baby looks special needs, NB looks constipated and you know damn well she a basic ass white girl in real life, KS looks like a want to be African, HJ looks pissed, bitsy looks like she got coke powder all over her damn face, the black girl idk why tf she entered the contest, ZM looks cgi, and idk who the rest of them are bc the photos are so heavily edited you cant even recognize the damn kid. Shall I continue?
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- Burn in hell you jealous, yellow hearted children bashers. -- Anonymous, 11:40:13 08/13/24 Tue [1]
Nobody gives two shits about your opinions on the photo contest. Sorry your little Sally can statin there with the best. You know I would be afraid to lay my head down at night to sleep afraid the black shadows would carry me off the in night for talking about these kids. I think its sad cause you a tell by the way the talk its the black pageant people holy hell if a white girlie mixed or a Hispanic wind over your little one. Lord have mercy on your soul when you lay down tonight that you awake in the morning.
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- The 3 year sunburst queen mom done found the board lmao what pageants you gone do? More mall pageants lmao ooo we so scared Im shaking -- Anonymous, 11:15:27 08/13/24 Tue [1]
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- Oh No!!! Not that ugly crooked finger gross 😀 -- Anonymous, 09:59:13 08/13/24 Tue [3]
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- East coast is a 9.89 supreme score good even if they didnt make top 5 in their division -- Anonymous, 09:08:27 08/13/24 Tue [2]
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- Just saw the scores from East Coast and they look a little different. Are they including the supreme score as a comparative ? -- Anonymous, 07:59:28 08/13/24 Tue [1]
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- Jewel is getting fat like her mom -- Anonymous, 06:37:32 08/13/24 Tue [3]
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- Bre Middleton is that really how you feel about mixed relationship such a ignorant way of thinking every time she post, you could just see how ugly of an attitude she has I guess you guys were right about her -- Anonymous, 12:43:45 08/12/24 Mon [45]
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- Shes a whole ass bitch. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:01:08 07/25/24 Thu
- Shes clearly very insecure in herself. All she does it talk about other people and their kids. She needs to look in the mirror cause sis is UGLY inside and out. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:07:27 07/25/24 Thu
- Victoria Arnone is that you? (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:17:47 07/25/24 Thu
- Bre is and will always be a bitch. She smiles in everyones face and talks so much shit about them. While her whole life is shitty (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:59:17 07/25/24 Thu
- Race mixing is weird. Half of y'all do it for attention. Most of y'all do it because no one from your own race would even look twice at you (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:03:10 07/25/24 Thu
- literally nobody gives a fuck about this ape (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:56:25 07/26/24 Fri
- Bitch or not yall are too grown to be trying to bully someone. Ive met plenty of moms that are bitchy. So what? Stay away from her then. STOP WITH THE RACIST COMMENTS. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:20:08 07/26/24 Fri
- Its true, some of them would have slaves now if they could (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:51:47 07/27/24 Sat
- I guarantee you this is some white mad. You can't tell black people how to feel. Privilege denied (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:52:18 08/07/24 Wed
- Hate to break it to you, but study your family tree and youll all find some black genes. Slave owners started race mixing way back. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:56:11 08/10/24 Sat
- FYI, just because you're against race mixing doesn't meant you're racist. The white population is decreasing, isn't it? The black population is decreasing? It won't be anything left but Mexicans and mixed people. More reason to stick to your own kind (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:27:54 08/11/24 Sun
- I cant stand VA but god bless it why yall gotta make everything about race. Cam is cute & so are all her kids but yea VA just sucks as a person. Keep it for what it is lol. We can diss that trashy POS without dissing on race and kids. Its pageant board not a dang lynch mob (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:43:45 08/12/24 Mon
- Dream face doll?? -- Anonymous, 07:40:47 08/12/24 Mon [11]
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- Glitz dresses -- Anonymous, 20:58:23 08/11/24 Sun [1]
Who makes the best glitz dresses?
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- Christy always has the same winners and they are always girls she has coached -- Anonymous, 20:25:42 08/11/24 Sun [1]
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- Shut up -- Anonymous, 20:24:20 08/11/24 Sun [3]
Why do the baby mama keep going on and on about "my kid got up on the stage and that was huge" No shit all those kids got up on stage so it's not that huge. Making a glance at the judges isn't huge, Either your kid got it or they don't stop making excuses and maybe get a real coach.
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- Christy always has the same winners and they are always girls she has coached -- Anonymous, 20:09:31 08/11/24 Sun [1]
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- Theyre not similar at all except for the patch, which apparently anybody can buy LJ. -- Anonymous, 19:34:15 08/11/24 Sun [1]
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- wth is going on with Coach T is she still even a coach? -- Anonymous, 17:28:16 08/11/24 Sun [12]
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- LD posting about neglecting her kids again. Wild. -- Anonymous, 14:41:45 08/11/24 Sun [17]
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- EC Nationals -- Anonymous, 13:29:13 08/11/24 Sun [28]
Anyone else notice how Sandra won runway for the EC 4 year olds after her mother stole a whole outfit from another competitor? It's giving ICK
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- Yea I saw that too, what a nasty old hag. Hope that bitch gets what's coming. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:38:11 08/06/24 Tue
- I heard about this, one of the moms was talking about how she copied the outfit. (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:11:22 08/07/24 Wed
- Why are you talking trash about a 4 year old. Get a life. (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:33:42 08/07/24 Wed
- Who mentioned the child? The mom copied another childs outfit (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:49:48 08/07/24 Wed
- How you know it was stolen? (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:09:14 08/07/24 Wed
- Copied cause I searched runway on Etsy and bought a listing?! Want the link? Making a post about my daughter is real cute. Talk about me I don't care but leave my daughter out of it. All she did was wear an outfit and rock the stage. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:29:01 08/07/24 Wed
- Please stop -- Anonymous, 14:05:53 08/07/24 Wed
- This post is giving ICK. How do you know anyone copied anyone? One person's word over the other. Could just be a coincidence. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:08:27 08/07/24 Wed
- Your talking about 1 outfit 1 year. Get a life. Regardless of color her performance on stage is what got her the win not the colors. If it bothers you so much why don't you message me directly and not hide behind a post. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:15:51 08/07/24 Wed
- . -- Anonymous, 14:16:08 08/07/24 Wed
- Imitation is the highest form of flattery, besides the girls took pictures together so clearly the moms dont care. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:23:30 08/07/24 Wed
- Hold on did the person she copied admit she copied her?! Oh my!!! I'm not sure how she can say she didn't copy now (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:05:01 08/08/24 Thu
- who cares -- Anonymous, 15:12:27 08/08/24 Thu
- who is sandra (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:40:16 08/09/24 Fri
- Did anyone get their scores from East Coast yet -- Anonymous, 11:24:53 08/10/24 Sat [2]
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- Does anyone else think east coast is going to end up branching out more than they should? I have no problem with them adding 2 more states but I think it worked so well because it was northern based where we dont have a large pageant scene -- Anonymous, 11:23:53 08/10/24 Sat [11]
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- Lets talk circus. Predictions?? -- Anonymous, 07:16:25 08/10/24 Sat [2]
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- Who do you guys think will be the ultimate at EAST COAST? My money is on Tamyiah -- Anonymous, 05:58:35 08/10/24 Sat [68]
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- Yup I second that but they arent had 2 in mind (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:59:54 08/03/24 Sat
- Tamyiah 100% (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:56:51 08/03/24 Sat
- Its gonna be Autumn Vanessa and Percy already told mom (NT) -- Anonymous, 23:55:34 08/03/24 Sat
- AJ will kick off as per if Koko doesn't win. But from videos, she was far from great (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:36:22 08/04/24 Sun
- Koko is not poised enough for scholarship (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:35:31 08/04/24 Sun
- ECUSA has a non compete clause now. The winner has to be someone who wouldnt compete. Tamiyah came back just to do this singular pageant. (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:44:45 08/04/24 Sun
- Did anyone else in the miss/mrs division stand out outside of Tamyiah and Beatrice? I loved Ally this year (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:45:02 08/04/24 Sun
- Tamyiah absolutely!!! Ill be honestly shocked if she doesnt make top 7. I think shell double crown this year (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:51:44 08/04/24 Sun
- ECUSA winners are looking already. Im impressed. (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:50:05 08/04/24 Sun
- They did a lot for the kids to do was so much fun. (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:28:59 08/05/24 Mon
- Tamiyah deserved her win! (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:39:16 08/05/24 Mon
- So pretty and deserving. (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:42:00 08/05/24 Mon
- Love her always has great clothes (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:10:51 08/06/24 Tue
- East coast is anyones game, you just have to follow the rules, be well spoken and confident on stage. It could be your first pageant or your hundredth. Really doesnt matter to them. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:45:08 08/06/24 Tue
- When you have 350 contestants just be happy to leave with a title. (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:41:29 08/07/24 Wed
- With so many competing any title was just awesome job done congrats! (NT) -- Anonymous, 05:58:35 08/10/24 Sat
- Congratulations to all the sunburst winners they were all spot on -- Anonymous, 01:37:18 08/10/24 Sat [71]
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- Looks like Jenna just lost another student to the winners circle -- Anonymous, 01:36:14 08/10/24 Sat [8]
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- Who made Top 7 @ East Coast ? -- Anonymous, 01:34:34 08/10/24 Sat [35]
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- 3 weeks until Dixieland. Will it be a disaster or will CH redeem herself from the past pageants. -- Anonymous, 01:18:51 08/10/24 Sat [3]
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- Its not cute if you have to beg and emotionally manipulate people to pay for your kids hobby. Ive already had to come out of pocket, its YOUR KID. -- Anonymous, 16:08:19 08/09/24 Fri [6]
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- APF -- Anonymous, 19:22:49 08/08/24 Thu [5]
Thoughts on APF?
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- Stop bringing ur nasty ass sick/unvaxxed kids to pageants!!!! That little cough could make someone seriously ill. 24hrs fever free. Period. -- Anonymous, 16:39:03 08/08/24 Thu [7]
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- Best place to get a sash embroidered? Does Luane do it?? -- Anonymous, 14:10:05 08/08/24 Thu [1]
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- Do you ever notice the Pageant Directors that like /comment on your Posts. I am friends with a pageant director she never likes or comments on my posts. But does with a lot of other people. Shes NOT gonna get my business if she never likes or comments. If you do for some ,do for ALL ! -- Anonymous, 13:44:12 08/08/24 Thu [9]
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- Beware of Alexandra McCadden (mother to Aubrielle) do not let her register for your upcoming pageants and if you do please move hesitantly!! She has filled multiple big chargebacks from Multiple national systems!! -- Anonymous, 09:35:01 08/08/24 Thu [10]
She is a con artist and should be absolutely ashamed of her behavior!! If you dont have the funds to Compete then do not enter PERIOD!!! (Her child is world perfect baby 2023)
Asking others to come forwards so we can come together to stop this!!
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- ECUSA Peoples Choice -- Anonymous, 09:05:18 08/08/24 Thu [36]
Sorry (not sorry)...But a grown woman so desperate to win a crown over kids that she has her boyfriend spend $35k is so gross. (Still curious how much old man dick you need to suck to get you 35k). Talk about an ugly ass desperate woman. Grow up. You look so ridiculous. You are gonna be laughed at doing events with little kids. You're a terrible mother as well. EW all around.
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- Who would know how much she gave other than herself. She has always been so desperate to be relevant to make a whole post about herself on here is ick (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:45:15 08/05/24 Mon
- Gross -- Anonymous, 13:49:39 08/05/24 Mon
- She's been bragging about it. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:51:00 08/05/24 Mon
- Shes a fucking child abuser many people saw her hitting and shaking her kid (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:33:41 08/05/24 Mon
- Sad that the directors would even allow this kind of person to attend and beat out little girlsI honestly think Lauren would be upset about whats going on and how things are going.i have not seen ECUSA on here but since she has passed says a lot on how they are running it now and thats sad (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:52:21 08/05/24 Mon
- Who won peoples choice again? (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:20:15 08/05/24 Mon
- . -- Anonymous, 16:36:17 08/05/24 Mon
- ECUSA PEOPLES CHOICE WINNER -- Anonymous, 06:59:02 08/06/24 Tue
- To each his own. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:12:13 08/06/24 Tue
- Peoples choice is all about how much money you raise (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:18:38 08/06/24 Tue
- Ex Miss USA here when I was competing I used to suck the dick of every judge on the panel. 100% Chance of getting a title just got to suck it up for a little (no pun intended) #saggyballs (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:41:07 08/06/24 Tue
- Heather is such a whore I heard she has done something like this before at a glitz pageant. What a filthy person getting loads on her face for a cheap crown. Scummy bitch (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:45:30 08/06/24 Tue
- Maybe she just had the money to buy the title (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:30:38 08/07/24 Wed
- She needs a better coach might be the answer. Sometimes thats all it is. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:33:46 08/07/24 Wed
- Whats worse she put the tickets in her name not her daughters. She also when asked what was so special about her daughter in the mother/daughter competition spoke about herself and domestic violence. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:53:54 08/07/24 Wed
- She is a bitchy mean spirited person that complains all the time. I feel sorry for her child. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:57:18 08/07/24 Wed
- Yet you dont say anything to her face? -- Anonymous, 14:40:31 08/07/24 Wed
- Stimulating 181 Video -- Anonymous, 09:05:18 08/08/24 Thu
- Who stood out at Sunburst? -- Anonymous, 04:49:53 08/08/24 Thu [32]
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- How do all you premier moms feel with Taylor Lovvorn on your team? They take anyone. Its all about money -- Anonymous, 02:31:49 08/08/24 Thu [9]
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- Shut up about peoples choice already. If she wanna waste almost $40k then let her 💀 -- Anonymous, 17:35:17 08/07/24 Wed [2]
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- When does east coast normally send out scores -- Anonymous, 17:04:46 08/07/24 Wed [3]
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- Why is there so many posts about ECUSA? Only a few glitz kids even went? Makes you wonder who stays on the board -- Anonymous, 14:26:14 08/07/24 Wed [2]
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- ECUSA PEOPLES CHOICE WINNER -- Anonymous, 13:55:22 08/07/24 Wed [8]
Maybe instead of bashing someone who played the game fair and square you should put your energy into some sort of community service. This would afford you the opportunity to raise money for a charity that focuses on bullying. Because quite honestly that is what you all are doing. As far as her daughter, she was in the top 5 of her division. She looked very happy to me. Also, that little girls wardrobe is just as high end as her moms. So to say child abuse is ridiculous. Now feeding your kid red bull, pixie sticks and sugar packets to perform better is child abuse. As a mandated reporter, the way I figure I should report 80% of you for child abuse. Just saying
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- Why does East Coast pull nearly 400 contestants and some other systems can barely clear 50? Maybe all the prelims? -- Anonymous, 12:30:59 08/07/24 Wed [4]
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- Who does ethic girls h/m the best and is there anyone to avoid? -- Anonymous, 10:43:23 08/07/24 Wed [37]
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- None of these hmu artists do ethnic hair any justice. You'd be better off going to the beauty supply store and doing it yourself (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:21:24 07/30/24 Tue
- If Im gonna be honest, I would say choose between Baca or Amber. But Id personally Baca over Amber. I love how he does ethnic girls most of the time. He lowkey does them better than caucasian girls. Example: EM, MF and most of the girls that attend Darling Divas (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:55:31 07/30/24 Tue
- Rashell her girls look great (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:01:45 07/30/24 Tue
- I feel like most HMU artists we have in the glitz pageant community dont really be trying when it comes to girls of color. Its either that they try to do a caucasian look on them, dont know how to properly do different ethnic HMU or just dont try (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:36:34 07/30/24 Tue
- Natasha Petty (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:41:57 07/30/24 Tue
- Best thing to do is to find the moms who's daughter look similar to yours and look at their post. Everyone always tags the hair and makeup artists. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:28:57 07/31/24 Wed
- Next time you see someone who has good H/M ask them. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:39:44 08/07/24 Wed
- There arent many, sometimes the girls look washed out (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:54:56 08/07/24 Wed
- H -- Anonymous, 10:04:10 08/07/24 Wed
- Supreme me thoughts -- Anonymous, 10:31:34 08/07/24 Wed [1]
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- How does that girl in miss keep taking photogenic??!!! -- Anonymous, 08:44:45 08/07/24 Wed [3]
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- Thoughts on NAM? A friend of mine is taking her daughter to the New Jersey prelim this week. This is a system Ive never done with my daughter -- Anonymous, 08:12:00 08/07/24 Wed [2]
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- The girl in the Miss division at east coast shouldnt keep winning photogenic sorry not sorry -- Anonymous, 07:40:05 08/07/24 Wed [4]
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- The girl in the miss division at ECUSA that wore the green dress and pink fitness needs a coach -- Anonymous, 07:06:52 08/07/24 Wed [1]
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- What was going on with ECUSA National Miss Title this year? The girl who won looked and walked like slim shady. There were multiple other girls in that division that deserved a national. -- Anonymous, 07:00:53 08/07/24 Wed [6]
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- If you watched the miss division at east coast who was the girl with the silver patriotic??? -- Anonymous, 06:48:28 08/07/24 Wed [1]
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- Sunburst International who's winning? -- Anonymous, 06:42:40 08/07/24 Wed [179]
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- Either CC daughter, SM daughter or SR other twin. (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:38:46 07/09/24 Tue
- Whoever pays the most (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:13:55 07/09/24 Tue
- CS gonna take the 10k yall can be mad (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:11:46 07/09/24 Tue
- 5nup going to who ever CC brings this year. Its become a cambrie show. With the glitz money fans the lack of rule following and the basic glitz system crowns its no longer a prestigious win (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:13:58 07/09/24 Tue
- Toni O girls (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:54:20 07/09/24 Tue
- Anyone can win doesnt have to be full package cs isnt the only pretty face in fl 0-4 will come from 2 (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:07:13 07/10/24 Wed
- That 3/4 and 5/6 is gonna be insane (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:28:15 07/10/24 Wed
- Whos ready for the glitz shit show? Sunburst is trying so hard to be a glitz pageant is pushing quality contestants away (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:09:14 07/12/24 Fri
- CS (NT) -- Anonymous, 01:32:16 07/13/24 Sat
- CC kid, SR kids, SM kid, LS kid, and CM kid. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:12:23 07/13/24 Sat
- 😂 (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:31:13 07/13/24 Sat
- 0-4 CS 5 and up NF or IR or IL actually its pretty stacked whoever cambrie brings lol (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:20:35 07/13/24 Sat
- You know how these directors play to other directors kids. If Madonna is shooting expect CL and ML u know they hoping for both overalls and I can see them marketing that way (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:55:33 07/14/24 Sun
- A first timer who walked un off the street in a Walmart dress .. jk I have mo clue but I'd die laughing *jl* (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:44:06 07/16/24 Tue
- Toni is and always has been the queen of Sunburst! (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:12:46 07/17/24 Wed
- Toni is and always has been the queen of Sunburst! (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:13:04 07/17/24 Wed
- Welll what do we think now that that some WW are posting they are going. They saw glitz kids winning last year and think they have what it takes (NT) -- Anonymous, 23:54:55 07/17/24 Wed
- A lot of glitz kids will be winning now that Stacey is taking over for the spooners (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:15:43 07/18/24 Thu
- . (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:27:13 07/29/24 Mon
- On to the next big pageant. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:42:40 08/07/24 Wed
- The 12-23 sunburst queen just won again at Worlds Perfect Baby so I guess the blue dress win wasnt a fluke and was deserved -- Anonymous, 05:09:56 08/07/24 Wed [69]
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- Worlds perfect pageant I mean (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:20:42 08/03/24 Sat
- Yes and she was definitely the clear stand out (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:57:52 08/03/24 Sat
- Lol no one brags about a Galanaes win. She still didnt do anything and is not a facial kid (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:45:17 08/03/24 Sat
- This is reaching lmao (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:54:14 08/03/24 Sat
- Thanks Mom for letting us know (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:02:12 08/03/24 Sat
- That ugly ass baby. I dont get the hype shes not that good she just stands there or stomps around (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:18:48 08/03/24 Sat
- This is some one trying to get her bashed. Anyone who knows sunburst knows its 16-23 months. This is someone who probably want even there (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:21:35 08/03/24 Sat
- Which one of u local fl moms hating so much (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:35:09 08/03/24 Sat
- LMAO OK DIANA AND CRYSTAL EVERYONE KNOWS GALANES PICKS HIS WINNERS. JOKES ON EVERYONE ELSE THAT WASTED THERE MONEY (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:54:57 08/03/24 Sat
- Why yall so pressed over A BABY winning a pageant? It doesn't affect you psycho bitches at all (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:16:47 08/03/24 Sat
- Why yall so pressed over A BABY winning a pageant? It doesn't affect you psycho bitches at all (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:19:51 08/03/24 Sat
- Shes a baby, why bring her to this board (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:09:50 08/05/24 Mon
- A win is a win. Let them enjoy. (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:14:03 08/06/24 Tue
- Shes a baby, why does this matter? They just have to be cute (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:20:08 08/06/24 Tue
- Then who shouldve won? Im curious (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:33:51 08/07/24 Wed
- Why is Martha Redds so rude? We had Hair and make up recentlyand it was not great. Definitely shouldnt treat people paying you like that. -- Anonymous, 03:52:54 08/07/24 Wed [29]
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- I used her once and had no problem (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:44:31 08/01/24 Thu
- Whats wrong with Toni (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:37:11 08/01/24 Thu
- Love her! She is the most kindest woman you will ever find. Maybe it is your attitude -- Anonymous, 08:35:55 08/02/24 Fri
- I adore her ! (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:38:23 08/02/24 Fri
- Michael is the rude one hes only nice if youre a favorite (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:11:50 08/02/24 Fri
- Ive definitely noticed that her and her family have favorites for sure. And thats okay because its pretty common. I personally wouldnt want my kid being a favorite of hers because I dont even like how she does HM (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:54:55 08/02/24 Fri
- Why are yall hating on my peeps? They are a great family! Maybe its your energy they dont like! (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:09:48 08/02/24 Fri
- She might have been busy and didn't give you much attention. Some momma's think just standing there requires their attention. Relax already. (NT) -- Anonymous, 07:19:02 08/05/24 Mon
- Martha and Michael are both very kind (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:43:37 08/05/24 Mon
- Never had a problem (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:24:58 08/06/24 Tue
- Definitely favorites. Everyone has thembut should they change on the outcome of pageants? Or if they like mom that day? Probably not. I would not want to be on the receiving end of them being angry: some gestures seem genuine, some seem very faulty. So many are like that though. -- Anonymous, 18:37:25 08/06/24 Tue
- Definitely favorites. Everyone has thembut should they change on the outcome of pageants? Or if they like mom that day? Probably not. I would not want to be on the receiving end of them being angry: some gestures seem genuine, some seem very faulty. So many are like that though. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:37:45 08/06/24 Tue
- Everyone that is a vendor has a customer service voiceits all fake except maybe two people. I also notice that MR does better photos for his favorites..so I guess find people who value your business and child. Because the industry is brutal. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:38:54 08/06/24 Tue
- I for one will not use the Redds for anything anymore! Not my cup of tea. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:39:25 08/06/24 Tue
- Michael gives off major pedo vibes (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:06:53 08/06/24 Tue
- Maybe they were overwhelmed with too many clients. Sometimes vendors overbook and get frustrated. (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:52:54 08/07/24 Wed
- If east coast is going to continue having a Miss/MRS/woman then they need to add a new supreme group of 18+ -- Anonymous, 03:49:31 08/07/24 Wed [5]
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- I love east coast but wtf was this year -- Anonymous, 03:42:42 08/07/24 Wed [22]
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- Is anybody elses kid sick from ECUSA..my 6 year old has body aches and headache and a fever -- Anonymous, 03:35:05 08/07/24 Wed [14]
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- I have a weird rash ever since I got home (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:16:27 08/05/24 Mon
- My kids is sick with a cough and a fever (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:44:08 08/05/24 Mon
- Yes!!! I was wondering if anyone else was sick too? (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:13:41 08/06/24 Tue
- My kid has a 101.5 fever..going to get Covid tested (NT) -- Anonymous, 08:28:06 08/06/24 Tue
- Sore throat, no voice, tired as fuck (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:16:45 08/06/24 Tue
- Lots of people are sick (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:33:06 08/06/24 Tue
- Crowds bring sickness, Im sure Covid will pop up (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:19:37 08/06/24 Tue
- I heard a few tested positive for Covid. If your sick Id test (NT) -- Anonymous, 03:35:05 08/07/24 Wed
- I knew Tamiyah was going to win -- Anonymous, 02:03:09 08/07/24 Wed [11]
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- Margie did you really think big tooth flipper girl would win a meaningful supreme title?! Your team is nonexistent and tired. Oh, wait you need more than one girl to be considered a team. -- Anonymous, 01:20:12 08/07/24 Wed [4]
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- Now who let Taylor layvorn on to premier? They will take anybody -- Anonymous, 20:45:18 08/06/24 Tue [1]
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- Loved easy coast this year -- Anonymous, 19:35:39 08/06/24 Tue [1]
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- Whos ready for BM to come to circus and get mad when her mean mug baby gets princess -- Anonymous, 22:25:48 08/05/24 Mon [5]
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- New to pageants thinking about entering myself. Im 23 who are some of the best and worst -- Anonymous, 21:58:30 08/05/24 Mon [1]
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- So when it comes to the older girls teen/miss who do you guys think is the underdog who deserves their moment and who should just quit -- Anonymous, 21:56:42 08/05/24 Mon [3]
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- I find it weird that people wanna shit on Beatrice when her title is public speaking. Like yall really wild for hating on her she is so nice yall some haters -- Anonymous, 18:45:45 08/05/24 Mon [7]
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- DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY AT WORLDS PERFECT. WE ARE SUING THEM FOR NOT PAYING OUR KIDS FOR WINNING LAST YEAR!!!!!!!FUCK YOU MICHAEL !!!!!!! -- Anonymous, 10:46:00 08/05/24 Mon [2]
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- How is it a national title if there are only 1 or 2 kids in the group? Mommas on FB celebrating a huge win when the kids have no competition. Fake much? -- Anonymous, 07:29:52 08/05/24 Mon [7]
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- I wouldnt have paid 2500 for that Toni O dress Jenna is selling, something about it doesnt work -- Anonymous, 06:41:45 08/05/24 Mon [3]
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- For east coast I thought if you won a national title last year you couldnt compete the next year. Or did I miss understand -- Anonymous, 04:01:26 08/05/24 Mon [3]
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- I feel like the same 8 people always win at east coast -- Anonymous, 03:57:05 08/05/24 Mon [3]
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- Yall go ahead and purchase life insurance from Angela Avery if you want too. I am sure its about as reliable as you getting your hair order and it being the color that you ordered. But okay be a fool. -- Anonymous, 02:22:40 08/05/24 Mon [11]
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- Pretty sure it is a licensed and regulated industry. Listen, I dislike many IL peeps, but it could be a job that takes care of her family. (NT) -- Anonymous, 16:08:43 08/04/24 Sun
- East Coast USA 2024 Ultimate Grand Supreme is Tamiyah Baptise -- Anonymous, 16:36:56 08/04/24 Sun [8]
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- Let's pretend this is a board for one of your kid's other activities and you really want to post about someone mean and awful. Let's GOOOOO -- Anonymous, 16:06:32 08/04/24 Sun [3]
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- East coast this year was weird. And Im speaking as someone whose child made top 5. There were girls who absolutely out performed her and didnt place. So idk what is going on -- Anonymous, 15:20:03 08/04/24 Sun [2]
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- East coast this year is usually spot on but Im seeing some odd choices. Not saying the winners dont deserve it just seems off. Even the court and side awards seems a bit shocking -- Anonymous, 14:55:46 08/04/24 Sun [2]
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- Unpop opinion: East Coast USA lets these moms buy their kids titles. They gon figure out one dayyyyyyy -- Anonymous, 14:52:55 08/04/24 Sun [3]
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- So who is absolutely not taking East coast -- Anonymous, 09:16:46 08/04/24 Sun [1]
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- Who is in the top 7 for ECUSA. I say Avery, Ally, Kiki, Tanisha and Beatrice -- Anonymous, 09:10:21 08/04/24 Sun [5]
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- Who are the hard hitters in the miss age division -- Anonymous, 09:10:00 08/04/24 Sun [3]
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- Who are the underdogs at east coast in each age division -- Anonymous, 08:37:21 08/04/24 Sun [1]
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- Whos taking East Coast so far in each division -- Anonymous, 06:45:20 08/04/24 Sun [11]
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- Dollhouse by LS copying Toni O is nothing new -- Anonymous, 21:09:23 08/03/24 Sat [3]
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- AH why were you at Sunburst? -- Anonymous, 13:59:11 08/03/24 Sat [17]
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- Sharilynne is such a creepy women! -- Anonymous, 19:17:25 08/02/24 Fri [2]
She is obsessed with living through other people children. Plain Oh Creepy!!
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- Does anyone know why east coast is at a different hotel this year? -- Anonymous, 20:37:40 08/01/24 Thu [1]
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- JFC!!!! Here we go again w/ LJ and all her fuckin drama. Ive never seen someone with so much baggage in my entire life. Someone get that baby away from her and get her into a hospital pronto. Fuck the pageants. Git your damn life together. -- Anonymous, 20:36:56 08/01/24 Thu [9]
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- Who is gonna tell Kaitlyns fiance that the baby isnt his? I key. She wants to post all about Emberlee. Someone needs to let her finch know that isnt his kid. Coukx you imagine -- Anonymous, 18:19:33 08/01/24 Thu [10]
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- For anyone not staying at the host hotel for ECUSA nationals are you just lugging everything to the host hotel or are you running between the two between events -- Anonymous, 17:58:31 08/01/24 Thu [1]
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- Tomorrow is your last day to book your room for the event of the year. -- Anonymous, 13:37:18 08/01/24 Thu [13]
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- Cambrie girls just took home 20,000 the best team. -- Anonymous, 23:16:31 07/31/24 Wed [21]
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- What makes up Supreme Score at Sunburst ? Do Photos Count ? -- Anonymous, 14:41:29 07/31/24 Wed [7]
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- Brandi Pipkin, those Sunburst International stage shots were so bad! -- Anonymous, 19:25:30 07/30/24 Tue [10]
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- Hey LS -- Anonymous, 16:15:41 07/30/24 Tue [28]
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- Very good play made by Cambrie taking her Niece out for every single stage event. Im sure Nonr of the Judges knew who she was ! Thats such Bull shit. -- Anonymous, 13:40:30 07/30/24 Tue [9]
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- Coach T just turned 35??? More like 45+ cause my mama looks younger than her -- Anonymous, 11:45:00 07/30/24 Tue [12]
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- Which Coach T? You can't be talking about the fair skinned one! (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:30:03 07/27/24 Sat
- Yeah she seems older than that, or she looks older than that. (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:49:46 07/27/24 Sat
- STFU. I thought she was like 45-50 (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:12:22 07/27/24 Sat
- Yes Im talking about Tashanda. She looks like she can be a grandmother for her only turning 35. Her and her man (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:50:48 07/27/24 Sat
- To be honest thats most of the moms in the pageant world. Looking double their age because their too focused on pageants and investing in them and forgetting or cant afford to invest in themselves (NT) -- Anonymous, 21:54:39 07/27/24 Sat
- In no way shape or form is she 35! Unless she's aging in DOG YEARS (NT) -- Anonymous, 14:16:32 07/28/24 Sun
- Heart attack waiting to happen (NT) -- Anonymous, 22:55:55 07/28/24 Sun
- I think it was a joke, she's got to be 45, maybe think she looks younger x (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:45:00 07/30/24 Tue
- LS is a thief and a fucking liar yall just paid her way to sunburst 🤣 -- Anonymous, 07:24:08 07/30/24 Tue [36]
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- For a chance at a credit (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:18:30 07/22/24 Mon
- Her clothes are copies and made poorly. Wouldnt waste my money. JMO (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:20:11 07/22/24 Mon
- She stole money at crowning from a child and that said enough for me (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:38:18 07/22/24 Mon
- She is actually a really horrible person. Stop supporting this bitch! (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:40:12 07/22/24 Mon
- Stop hating on this girl, her clothes are top tier and her daughter does very well with Pageants! Y'all just a bunch of salty haters! (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:29:42 07/22/24 Mon
- She's racist & called somebody a n!g on here (NT) -- Anonymous, 15:57:36 07/22/24 Mon
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- While yall out creating drama I'm patiently praying no glitz kids win Sunburst especially PC, EM and RS, CC,IR, , -- Anonymous, 14:19:13 07/29/24 Mon [12]
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- Good job tessa posting about your mini me. I know that coaches have their favorites but goodness at least be smart about your business and not throw it in your other students faces. -- Anonymous, 13:36:27 07/29/24 Mon [6]
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- Anna that dress just won awards at sunburst 🤭🤭🤭 -- Anonymous, 10:19:14 07/29/24 Mon [16]
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- Sunburst is over -- Anonymous, 06:37:58 07/29/24 Mon [1]
It's almost time for the paper crowns and promised wins national. I am wondering if it looks cheap like years past could this be the end of that system?
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- C/I Ive kept my mouth shut about the winners at DB but after seeing some of the stage shots I cant -- Anonymous, 20:39:40 07/28/24 Sun [3]
Look at ZS stage shots in beauty- look at that tan
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But only for a certain few
Once again BM hand picked her winners
Never again will I go to another one of her events
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- Eden is looking more better then landree at sunburst. -- Anonymous, 20:30:34 07/28/24 Sun [25]
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- How did Lynden win overall princess? -- Anonymous, 19:47:36 07/28/24 Sun [1]
Brinley won more optionals than Lynden and Lynden didn't place in Model Search. I think there was a mistake.
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- Yesterday someone posted the director handed landree a card that says tone it down i cant stop laughing -- Anonymous, 19:14:00 07/28/24 Sun [3]
Such funny moms on here
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- Cambrie is the best coach thats it end of discussion. -- Anonymous, 19:11:34 07/28/24 Sun [3]
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- Alright without bashing: it is sunburst week so who are the stand outs in each age group. I wanna hear your predictions. From babies to boys and more. -- Anonymous, 18:59:53 07/28/24 Sun [76]
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- Most state overalls and queens with a big ego over a state title. At photos said "We are going to Disney World" very tacky... (NT) -- Anonymous, 02:36:06 07/22/24 Mon
- Im just genuinely curious if theyre going to go glitz or natural. (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:01:55 07/22/24 Mon
- Who knows (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:30:18 07/23/24 Tue
- 0-4 LR NL CC CS LS ML. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:32:51 07/23/24 Tue
- 5+ LD IR IL AM RS PC MB IF (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:34:07 07/23/24 Tue
- There was alot of stiff competition at FL state the babies did great there the overall princess 0-4 was adorable an the 5+ princess looks like a Disney character (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:37:31 07/23/24 Tue
- EU should do well (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:57:53 07/23/24 Tue
- What about boys theres 3k on the line (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:26:09 07/23/24 Tue
- Overall5+ tends to go to an older contestant. Even KH couldnt win it. I feel like overall princess is to give the younger contestants a shot (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:34:23 07/23/24 Tue
- I always thought sunburst was a face based pageant (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:45:56 07/24/24 Wed
- The best thing about sunburst its anyones chance (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:46:38 07/24/24 Wed
- Cambies Court really came through and took basically every title at Sunburst lmao. This time it was Tonis girls that were wayyy too glitzed out this year -- Anonymous, 18:53:35 07/28/24 Sun [7]
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- Who won 5 & up 10 ,000 Bond at Sunburst ? -- Anonymous, 14:00:48 07/28/24 Sun [3]
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- Glitz girl won queens and overall where is the shit talker now!!! -- Anonymous, 12:16:13 07/28/24 Sun [2]
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- Glitz littles May have a chance at Sunburst, but the older girls are not doing as well. Sunburst is looking for more mature stage presence -- Anonymous, 11:55:56 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- CS won sunburst international haha y'all always hating on LS but her kid is always winning! -- Anonymous, 11:48:51 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Is Sunburst 10,000 Bond to the Top Winner ? Or is it 5,000 Cash -- Anonymous, 09:38:43 07/28/24 Sun [21]
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- One glitz winner down one more to go. I know you are watching the one who do not want a glitz girl to win. -- Anonymous, 07:28:55 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Good luck to all the glitz girl! Take home that 10,000 so the hater who did not want the glitz girls to win will look stupid and hate some more. -- Anonymous, 06:36:55 07/28/24 Sun [2]
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- Now Lindsey I know it feels good getting your cooter licked every night. But please dont let that feeling cloud your brain. -- Anonymous, 05:44:48 07/28/24 Sun [46]
You and your mama gotta realize how bad that hair and make up is. That big ass muffin top bun has no place on a child head that is that small and a child with no hair. That dark eye make up is bad and frankly she has been going down hill since JS has started working with her. Now I know you in love and the organisms are probably good but don't mess up your child because of that. Take back the reigns Lindsey. You can do it. Get you that Yee make up back in your life. Do something about that bun and stop fucking that child up.
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- Organisms. 🤣 (NT) -- Anonymous, 17:55:15 07/25/24 Thu
- Orgasms? (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:10:38 07/25/24 Thu
- Shes doing fine. Talk to the judges if you do t like it. But leave them alone. Shes better on stage than shes ever been and looks better than she ever has. Stop with the nonsense. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:25:38 07/25/24 Thu
- She just won AUE and Sundivas in that bun dummy. You know, the one that doesnt work for her. Stupid. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:32:20 07/25/24 Thu
- Okay Jamie. Lol. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:36:24 07/25/24 Thu
- The purple glitz dress isnt her best color and the hair isnt the best all the time. She still places high because no other 2 year old competes weekly. (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:41:21 07/25/24 Thu
- People left Yee for a reason (NT) -- Anonymous, 18:57:23 07/25/24 Thu
- I bet there are plenty of organisms. Nasty skank has definitely been around (NT) -- Anonymous, 00:18:18 07/26/24 Fri
- Both! they are trashy as hell and gross. Lj breath smell like she been eating old man ass (NT) -- Anonymous, 06:47:48 07/26/24 Fri
- Jamie was broke and looking for her next victim. It was between LJ and HW. Jamie went for LJ because HW was married and had no money of her own and LJ was not and has money and a home for her to live it. (NT) -- Anonymous, 10:36:36 07/26/24 Fri
- JS looks like an old Justin Bieber. I don't understand the appeal but I'm not the one ✂️ her either (NT) -- Anonymous, 12:23:13 07/26/24 Fri
- Is Sunburst 10,000 Bond to the Top Winner ? Or is it 5,000 Cash -- Anonymous, 05:44:48 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Is Sunburst 10,000 Bond to the Top Winner ? Or is it 5,000 Cash -- Anonymous, 05:44:48 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Is Sunburst 10,000 Bond to the Top Winner ? Or is it 5,000 Cash -- Anonymous, 05:39:32 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Dont try and erase your political post now TM . We already saw your ignorance . We also saw what directors agreed with you. None of you will get my money again. -- Anonymous, 05:14:55 07/28/24 Sun [1]
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- Can MB even compete? Shes already won 5-27 overall -- Anonymous, 22:10:30 07/27/24 Sat [5]
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- In my opinion sunburst needs to be soft and sweet all the kids TO did look way to glitz for my liking -- Anonymous, 20:20:11 07/27/24 Sat [1]
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- Up close appraisal -- Anonymous, 19:50:58 07/27/24 Sat [4]
Sounds like yall took your kid to an animal auction.
No one finds that reference creepy?!
Going once, going twice. Sold!! to the creeper in the long black dress.
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- Why wear the police at Sunburst ? -- Anonymous, 19:28:02 07/27/24 Sat [3]
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- All of Cambries girls have looked great this weekend so put together -- Anonymous, 13:33:09 07/27/24 Sat [2]
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- You. Unless you loved above her. -- Anonymous, 11:45:23 07/27/24 Sat [1]
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- Sunburst predictions! -- Anonymous, 11:31:02 07/27/24 Sat [11]
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- CS taking that $10,000 win at Sunburst Internationals! -- Anonymous, 11:06:09 07/27/24 Sat [14]
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- Whos hosting the Trump pageant? -- Anonymous, 10:19:24 07/27/24 Sat [1]
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- Whos hosting the Trump pageant? -- Anonymous, 09:53:19 07/27/24 Sat [1]
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- How do L.j have money -- Anonymous, 08:43:16 07/27/24 Sat [7]
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- Pipkin needs to prep her kids -- Anonymous, 07:43:14 07/27/24 Sat [8]
Did no one see how dirty the older boy on her teams shoes were on stage ? Come on mom get your kid proper shoes if your going to pay this price for a pageant that moms kids are always dirty anyway but my god
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- All of this copying talk, but you guys dont mind paying Toni 1,000s of dollars to get a dress or outfit that looks like every other one she makes. -- Anonymous, 22:32:09 07/26/24 Fri [3]
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- If you wanna be a bitch then ok but dont expect ppl to sign up for your pageant. -- Anonymous, 08:35:05 07/26/24 Fri [22]
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- One month until Dixieland. Who else has gotten the please come you really stand a great chance at winning calls? -- Anonymous, 08:31:30 07/26/24 Fri [8]
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- Ruby Belle going to sew for Toni -- Anonymous, 22:20:55 07/25/24 Thu [4]
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- That 0-4 Sunburst mail in photo is horrible. Do better Sunburst judges -- Anonymous, 21:52:02 07/25/24 Thu [4]
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- Jessica Y. Stevie Wonder can see that tan is bad. Three different colors starting with grey on her stomach then getting darker as it goes down. Be mad at the person that tanned her not the judges. -- Anonymous, 18:26:21 07/25/24 Thu [9]
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- How do mom allow their kids to go stay with coaches for long periods of time? Do they pay the coaches babysitting fee, do these kids go to school, are pageants really that more important than education -- Anonymous, 08:45:17 07/25/24 Thu [3]
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- Mark what I say emberlee LS daughter will be the next Eden woods/kynlee !!!! Her daughter is already going places -- Anonymous, 23:00:18 07/24/24 Wed [16]
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- Are you guys ready for ECUSA Nationals??? -- Anonymous, 21:10:09 07/24/24 Wed [12]
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- Yall being cheap and paying pageant preppers for THE WORST EDITS EVER get your money up babes -- Anonymous, 16:30:23 07/24/24 Wed [1]
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- Ya talking bout her pageant and then kiss her ass under the post -- Anonymous, 05:31:12 07/24/24 Wed [3]
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- KLR posted proof today about who owns this board! #premieregotconnections -- Anonymous, 22:35:23 07/23/24 Tue [13]
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- Pixies your obsession for the better coaches and better hair stylist is insane all your girls look dirty and low budget this is why you are jealous -- Anonymous, 19:24:42 07/23/24 Tue [5]
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- AGG or Pageantfest which one are yall doing? -- Anonymous, 19:11:50 07/23/24 Tue [3]
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- I hope the ones all over fb complaining about score sheets, judges, photo contests, comments keep that energy when BK comes around. And I hope Beverly is seeing it all -- Anonymous, 19:04:38 07/23/24 Tue [5]
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- Wait a min what is going on lol Everyone is the top now? Lol numbers really that low -- Anonymous, 12:47:14 07/23/24 Tue [6]
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- IFF ppw is out lol -- Anonymous, 12:33:17 07/23/24 Tue [5]
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- Now shes acting like supreme me circus has low numbers, saying only 2 contestants in level 3. When has circus ever had low numbers? -- Anonymous, 10:32:11 07/23/24 Tue [14]
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- Reading must not have been ur strongest subject she said 0-2 level 3. (NT) -- Anonymous, 19:59:02 07/22/24 Mon
- She said, 0-2 level 3, we only have 2 contestants and 4 titles, plus 6 0-3 titles (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:07:51 07/22/24 Mon
- But Im sure she has plenty of level 1s for those 0-3 titles, even if she doesnt have a lot of level 3s for level 3 titles (NT) -- Anonymous, 20:08:55 07/22/24 Mon
- All titles are leveled (NT) -- Anonymous, 04:47:59 07/23/24 Tue
- Beauty & Model Supreme, Face Supreme, Beauty & Photo Supreme, Beauty and Interview supreme, princess supreme, divisional beauty, divisional supreme, all not leveled. So no, not all titles are leveled. (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:56:10 07/23/24 Tue
- Theres also infant elite and baby ultimate, which are not leveled (NT) -- Anonymous, 09:57:27 07/23/24 Tue
- so lets see whos giving thier time and energy to someone they say they dont care about -- Anonymous, 05:50:39 07/23/24 Tue [9]
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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- its kinda embarrasing really -- Anonymous, 05:48:15 07/23/24 Tue [4]
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless. That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59 uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. [REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is 50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to 10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that? Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, Im back. I just came up with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGLISH! Or, in Simplified Engish: Simifid Enis. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put a at the end. So I like eating my waffles becomes I like etin ma wafes. Isnt it the most amazing thing ever? Nah, its not quite as amazing as Viesa. Actually, Viesa isnt a real language, so its less amazing then Elefen and Toki Pona, both of which are cool languages. I kinda figured that half of this text would be about languages. Oh well. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. And besides, its not like it took up half this text. I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. I think I can manage one month of writing this. You know what? Im just gonna break my rule of not saying the word furry. There, I said it. Now Im allowing myself to write furry whenever I want. So with that out of the way, lets talk about how I first became a furry. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. Its May 4, 2018. At that time, I discovered that I was a furry by watching some furry YouTube videos. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I said to myself, You know what? Im a furry now, and thats what started it all. And Ive been slowly learning more about the fandom ever since. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Guess Ill just have to wait. But in the meantime, I can write about it in this text. I should sleep now. Goodnight. Hello, I'm back once again. Happy Pi Day! I memorized a bunch of digits of Pi once, not sure how many I still remember... I have literally nothing to write about now. I've been trying to come up with something for the past 10 minutes, and I still have no idea. Literally nothing is happening right now. It's pretty boring. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. Okay, since there's nothing for me to write about, I should go now. Bye! Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. It is now July 10, 2019. Last time I edited this page was Pi Day, which was March 14. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Wait... 4 months? That means I was supposed to get this past the world record three months ago. Oh well. I have put many things into this text. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. I'll try not to do that from here on out. I just know I'll fail though. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye. Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me, and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE? That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time, even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as "thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing "thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time. Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Im currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store. And since Im writing this on my phone, Im making a lot more typos than usual. Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. She is truly a strange human being. My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that shes banned from them. Now she found the wigs and shes considering buying one. Shes been looking at them for quite a while now. Were out of the dollar store, and now were going to the computer store. I have no idea why were here. I guess we just are. Now were going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But oh well. Now Im here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I made it almost four months ago, and somehow, its still going. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. Its great. I also once made a server where youre not allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server, but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that server though. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I havent posted a video in a year. I want to revive it, but I dont know what to post there. Ill figure it out. I doubt my channel will ever go back to its 2016 legacy, but Im sure Ill post something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said so far in the fact, that implies that were talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any future events. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. But thats fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, theres this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but thats besides the point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, Im back again. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. Same with the I should go now. Goodbye! I said at the end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. I guess youll just have to figure it out yourself. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what youre talking about? Thats my entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on this webpage, then type LTE. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not counting the lte in the word multe, of course. Dang, now the search results will include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how Im trying to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a long way to go. Im only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month gap, my estimation is that Ive only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it makes sense that this LTE isnt very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. Its something that I cant explain. For real this time. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much
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